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Speed awareness course this morning.

Go-karting this afternoon.

Fesshole screenshot: I may have nearly knocked out my gynecologist by shooting a speculum at his head. It wasn't my fault. He made me laugh, my muscles contracted, and suddenly my twat was a cannon.

It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...

Enjoying the celeb Traitors but the faithfuls are having a shocker. ONE vote for a traitor tonight.

I now want to see all 3 of them go all the way. Literally be the only ones left. 😂

With the AWS outage, now‘s as good a time as any to post this old strip.

A screen in a German bar showing the Liverpool-ManU game on Sky Sports with the caption “MASSIVR MATCH”

In Hamburg and I guess this is German Sky Sports’ equivalent of Super Sunday?

The use of AI to marionette a woman whose tortured existence was spent trying to carve her own life and identity out of the space men forced her into is both damningly macabre and a surprisingly perfect encapsulation of the problems with this ghoulish use of technology.

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if you’ve ever watched the apprentice, that’s the world without arts or humanities degrees

A post by Rebecca Johnson: “I finally learned how to teach my guys to ID the passive voice. If you can insert "by zombies" after the verb, you have passive voice.” A tumblr respond from mightymur: “The final, brilliant word on passive voice. "She was killed [by zombies.]"<--passive "Zombies killed [by zombies] her." <-- active”

Because it feels relevant as we continue to evaluate the media and our representatives’ statements, my favorite way to identify the active vs. passive voice.

I think a lot of people don't know this Zoom feature exists: under "React" there's a "Be Right Back" button that mutes your audio, turns off your camera, and puts a label on your square. And then when you come back you just click the "Back" button.

Repost to save us all from "BRB" chat messages!

Ah this reminds me of the very early (happy) days of the internet. It used to be full of this stuff.

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Complete waste to have an AI actress who just looks like a regular human. We already have those. She should have a hand growing out of her face or something

A photo of Dr Niall O’Flaherty, lecturer in the history of European political thought at King’s College London, and singer in Sultans Of Ping FC. Pointedly wearing his jumper.

I’d heard about Niall as he wore a jumper on his university headshots, but didn’t know about the others. Smart bunch.

All the bunkers at the Ryder Cup are shaped like monster munch.

If you see this, post a concert pic you took.

“Some say”, “controversial”, “experts disagree”. Just say they’re talking bollocks, man, the world is ending and we haven’t got time for this

a man with a beard and long hair is looking at the camera Alt: Robert Redford looking at the camera and nodding.

Yes, watch Butch Cassidy, but also watch Sneakers.

Ah you lot are miserable. My heating came on this morning and it was bloody lovely.

‘There’s magic, blood and gore!’ Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton on touring Inside No 9 – and being megastars in China As the stage show based on their cult TV hit goes on the road, the duo discuss haunted theatres, feeling like arthritic swans and what it was like being mobbed in Shanghai

Ah, I’m very jealous of anyone who is seeing #InsideNo9 Stage Fright on tour. I’d go again. It’s brilliant.

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Now a 5-over game. 😮

If The Hundred is too long a format for you, SA and Eng are about to play a 9-over game in Cardiff.

Bruce Willis saying “That last step’s a doozy!” in Apocalypse on the PS1.

Scotland fans travel 830 miles for game behind closed doors A small group of Scotland fans make their way to Zalaegerszeg in Hungary for Monday's World Cup qualifier with Belarus - even though the match is being played behind closed doors.

“Scotland trips are fantastic, but usually the worst bit is the 90 minutes. So, when we heard this game was on and we couldn't get in - we just had to come”

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Google (www.google.com) is a pure search engine - no weather, no news feed, no links to sponsors, no ads, no distractions, no portal litter. Nothing but a fast-loading search site. Reward them with a visit

I miss these days…

Did my wife write this

Alexander Isak transfer: Liverpool agree British record £125m deal for Newcastle striker on deadline day Liverpool agree British transfer record fee of £125m to sign striker Alexander Isak from Newcastle United.

As an LFC fan I have to admit I don’t like this.

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

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A black cat curled up into a tiny ball.

The same black cat but stretching, to a seemingly impossible length.

Same cat. #proofofcat

Hip hop artist Chali 2na on the stage at Belgrave Music Hall, Leeds, UK.

Such good vibes in the room tonight for Chali 2na in Leeds.