Audrey Cozzarelli

no more situationships. I need a humiliationship

Art with bone fragments

imagine we are in love and take a hot air balloon. we are high enough to see the lines in the farms and towns. I point out a church on a hill. this must be what gods see when they’re close enough to hear families pleading to find our bodies somewhere after the crash

Always an angel tho

My birthday is a good reminder that I am not capable of being loved

It’s my bday so true so great I wish women were slowly putting weighted blankets on me until I was buried under 500lbs of comfort unable to escape

a girl and her dog

There are a few things that densely sad people learn in life to power through the thoughts of ending it like a spinner wheel of what will save me. One of which is from seed to table

It’s like no one is allowed to be hot anymore

Babe come over the sushi couch just dropped

The world would heal if Jenna marbles came back

Some days they last longer than others

All of this could have been avoided if Al Gore won but your average americans couldn’t grasp the concept of condensation and what happens to a glass of ice in the monumental year of 2000 that should’ve been our shift into progress but chose violence the following year for oil

There are three types of people in this world. The living, the dead, and whatever you are

They are trying to rationalize all murder wdym

I would actually really like it if we invited Bella hadid

It’s an old one

Someone asked what’s the most interesting thing about me and the first thing I could think was “I like when the volume of the TV is an even number”

A painting on wood resin sealed

SOOOOOO TRUE THO

YOU ARE UNSTOPPABLE

Jfc

I have great luck as I walk through a doorway a spider bolts down from ceiling in front of my vision before I walk into it. One second sooner and it would be on me. That is my luck. Thank you

The way men have guitar faces women have putting on makeup faces. both very attractive

Crepes are not good. They are the enemy of truth, the pancake

Ok so warm it was good I had made a tester cup tin n tasted hot and cold Friday. But it was served cold. I poked holes and poured the syrup on while it was hot and let it chill until sat nite. I will re create it and write an actual recipe bc I had to decide everyone’s ideas were bad to make my own

Too good I had 3 recipes and just said fuck it and winged it based on texture lol was so nervous but it baked well

Made a baklava cheesecake

If we were mutuals on Twitter pls lmk