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"Am I right or am I right about the Grand Canyon being GOATed?" - Gen Z tourist

Watching the best movie of all time.

And if you want to play this version of it for real: customstrandsnyt.com/play/Kingsof...

Today's NYT Strands game today was called Kings of Swing and Bebop.

Hey @ityslmemes.com did you catch the NYT Strands for today? Very easy one, if you are familiar with The Colgate Hour .

Tesla Diner, bad

Owls are shit, unless...

Id fuck Jack Frost, I'd be the Hannibal to his Wil Graham, id Eifil Tower with Frosty

I have to go return some video tapes

Spoiler free The Naked Gun review:

Kreme

LOL for the second set of tickets I got a fraud alert on my phone, they were like, are you sure you REALLY want to do this?

I may or may not be going to see two different showings of Francis Ford Coppola's traveling roadshow screenings of Megalopolis, with FFC in attendance for Q&A. Im gonna get to the bottom of this folks.

forget something awful. real posters came up in the fark dot com comments section

Deputy Hawk and Agent Cooper from Twin Peaks

Cooper and Hawk, beautiful indeed

one more reason i'm not that worried about AI replacing jobs super broadly is that it an LLM doesn't know how to ignore directions from a boss that are actively detrimental to a business

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs

("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)

I go Super Saiyan whenever I find a 79 minute movie

Watching Conclave in honor of the Holy Father's passing, Sarah- "have I seen this before?"

"Nah you saw the Dan Brown\Tom Hanks movie Angels & Demons, unfortunately."

"Yeah, I guess I did think Ewan McGregor was in this."

@sarahmides.bsky.social #shitmywifesays

this is the future i was born for. every dodgy Vegas buffet, every hot to the touch hamburger left out by a window while drunk and consumed while hungover. cometh the times, cometh the man.

nyc braces for the annual "Bermathon" where college kids all dress up like Nush Berman, dustin hoffmans character from megalopolis, and go from bar to bar drinking and shouting

trying a new, positive outlook. going to wake up every morning thinking to myself: maybe It Will Happen today

My name is Zohran Kwame Mamdani and I approve this message.

Cartoon version of Lady Gaga from House of Gucci asking "Will You Be My Father Son and House of Valentine?"

I know the difference between cioccolato and shit, Valentine. Your taste? VEEERY different. Trust me, I know.

One last day...

Lesser Evilism results in a government made up of people that won’t do anything to stop the evil

I would say 911 dispatchers provide a valuable service but it would be ok to criticize them if you called them and instead of sending an ambulance they said "Someone should do something about this!" and hung up

This whole year is a John Landis movie, and were the child actors.

It's a Good Life! Joe Dante did a remake of it for the disastrous 1983 Twilight Zone film.

"Nooooooo, baby likes to eat the meat! Baby like meat!" - @sarahpantz.bsky.social #shitmywifesays

Jake Steinfeld?? The Body by Jake workout guy, and uncle to actress Hailee Steinfeld?

Guy Maddin's Rumours (2024)

2025

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