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I knew it was a hoax! We real patriots never lost faith that the president sucked off some other guy 🫡 🇺🇸

If you read this article, he actually says "I'm Kevin O'Leary, my brain is full of little worms and one day when i have wasted away and all that remains of me is a haunted cadaver and a legacy unworthy of any kind of pride, the worms will pour out from my festering carcass and do a little dance!"

Woke pope

The Supreme Court is on the verge of gutting the Voting Rights Act's equal opportunity protections for minority voters — 12 years after they first rolled back its safeguards against voter suppression.

look ai is completely destroying the world with massive pollution and is using up water at a concerning rate but at least you get to use technology that lies to you and is the primary propaganda mechanism by fascists

Anyone know what time the rapture is happening? I might have a thing later so

not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today

bad news for Mamdani: i just imagined him shooting at my feet with two revolvers while shouting "dance! dance, ya varmint, dance!!" and then cackling so maniacally that his cowboy hat falls off. When will he go on TV to apologize for doing this

It's called the while west because it happened a while ago

It may be hard for the activists to accept, but the truth is no community is a monolith. For instance, I have heard from many people who tell me they WANT to get sliced clean in half with my big laser. They actually prefer it. Being in half

*drunk at the conclave* nooooooo don’t pick him he sucks

A condom is most effective at preventing pregnancies when it’s wadded up and shoved down the urethra like loading a musket

Tweet by the Luigi Case on Twitter: BREAKING: Latest motion states patrolwoman searched Luigi’s backpack at McDonald’s without a warrant, then repacked the items and left the restaurant with the backpack, with no body cam footage for the next 11 minutes during her drive to the precinct. Upon arriving at the precinct, she resumed the warrantless search and “found a handgun in the front compartment.”

Okay Luigi absolutely didn't do it and this is a pin job

love to make america great again by essentially expelling the people that enrich our children’s lives

Holy crap being woke is friggin sweet Lois

"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin

Vatican announces that Pope Francis’s body will be on display “until people get bored of it or he starts to smell, whichever comes first”

every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again

Oh fuck I was reversing out of my driveway and I think I backed over the Pope 😬

tweet: Could we have Apple, Google and OpenAi working together to give use Google glass tech with a Ghibli switch ? Please 🙏

getting hit by a bus because i think it's a big fuzzy cat with fucked up hands

My colleagues in the Don’t Throw Water on the House Fire caucus and I have decided that, despite an erosion in support from voters with houses that are currently burning down, the only path forward is to continue advocating for reduced water for house fires

Love the KL reference 👌

Watch this. And then watch it again.

I think all of my problems would be solved if David Lynch came back to life

We all saw exactly what Elon did, so let’s not mess around

they’re all telling you they’re nazis

In Memory of David Lynch, I’m Rewatching Twin Peaks Except for Most of It The passing of David Lynch is undeniably a huge loss for the world of cinema. With classics like ‘Eraserhead’ and ‘Mulholland Drive,’ he cemented himself…

In Memory of David Lynch, l'm
Rewatching Twin Peaks Except for Most of It
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Trans rights forever the end.