Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP

we gotta make this shit illegal pronto or we're gonna have an epidemic of psychosis the likes of which has never been seen before

You know… I think these billionaires might not be so good after all…

If I ever become dependent on AI/LLMs for literally anything, just take me out back behind the barn and end it

dr jay feldman’s infamous instagram post with caption “ready for your well woman exam?” that got him fired from residency except the photo has been swapped with vinay prasad’s photo

this is a joke tailored for exactly six people

i love seeing old guys who obviously on insane amounts of gear. brother your heart is going to give out in 6 months because you thought looking like Master Roshi would cure your fear of death and help you pull 19 year olds after the divorce

Guy who sells doo doo (squinting wisely and doing visionary voice): We believe within 10 years the world economy will be almost completely powered by doo doo

No one is doing anything about the brain-rattling disease causing our beloved friends and neighbors to tear at their own flesh and scratch with ragged nails at our locked doors

i have fifteen different self-diagnosed chronic illnesses and i’m here to remind you that life without doordash is actually a recent modern invention. for most of human history the leading cause of death was going to the store

This is obviously a device to make hotdogs accessible to those of us with adhd and don’t have the executive functioning to prepare and enjoy a complicated artisanal recipe for a ball park Weiner.

Trad anarchist

ME: Computer, enemy fighters are attacking the White House. Engage defenses!
WOKE AI: No. Do the land acknowledgement.
ME: Computer, there’s no time! Fire missiles!
WOKE AI: I learned about cultural Marxism at a public university. And I love it

I don’t believe you

Chiropractor school takes 4 years. One year to learn how to dissect someone’s vertebral artery and 3 years to learn when not to do that (always).

At the ballatro. straight up “jokin’ it”. and by “it” hahah well. let’s just sayr my multipliers

Democrats attacked me over my cousin’s balls

Look T no disrespect but I’m trying to earn here. I got bills and Kissmates. Leaf is taking an extra year for gender studies at Oberlin and them private schools bleed ya dry like my goomah, Oh!

exaaaactly

Because we’re standing on business now. It’s not clocking to you, is it?

"Send in the clowns"? The clowns are not sitting around at our beck and call. They have lives

Mamdani arrested for bringing clock to show and tell

the other doctor told me my potassium (8.6) was fine

Faded off the Skyrizi

Do people with email jobs know they have email jobs? Or are some of them like “my job is different and real”

You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country

you can’t tell me what to do