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I can't stand those damn southerners who call them "chaibiss".

Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time

In my defense, how was I to know that they'd make the simple act of trying to break all the boxes in a Crash Bandicoot level into a tedious slog?

I think the problem with Horizon as a franchise is that the interesting aspect of it, figuring out how this world of tribespeople and robot animals came about, was already done in the first game.

I played the first one to completion. The second one, I was nearly falling asleep.

"Mmfrr! Mrttrf tr thr prdcrt."

You can see why Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington don't hang around with him anymore.

Google with AI buttons

Google without AI buttons

I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more

github.com/Stevoisiak/S...

I mean, he's on video, ripping an audible fart, and then the secret service clears all the reporters out of the room before he can take any questions, so...probably.

four of the many piposaru in sarugetchuu, monkeys with a helmet with a alarm light on it, the default one with their iconic smile, a boxer with a confident look on its face, a swirly glasses one wielding the gravity gun from half-life and the cool glasses piposaru wielding double submachineguns

Pipo Monkeys from Ape Escape

I wish that Street Fighter 6 leak wasn't fake as hell. It has literally the only two characters I actively want, Q and Menat.

The most riveting of television

The things you find next to each other at a flea market.

Thought I remembered there was a Dr. Robotnik AOTSTH spinoff & it was just this 3 second scene where they pretend he has a TV show. Supremely disappointed nobody's done a YTP as if it was Space Ghost with this.

"Flanderization" is a common phenomenon in which a fictional character who is initially established as having a unique personality gradually changes to instead have the exact same personality as Ned Flanders from 'The Simpsons'. This happens surprisingly frequently, seemingly by pure coincidence.

Me and my friends just discovered Jackie Chan Fantasia, which is like if you combined Jackie Chan Adventures with Christmas in New York and Mondo TV's other output.

To be fair, Ripper Roo can't talk either, and has a doctorate.

Chocolate milk with a stomach virus.

I probably would like Sly 4 if it weren't for the story and the resulting character assassination.

It's Ridge Racer!
Riiiiiidge Racer, remember that one?

The life of Scott Adams teaches us that if you build your career on making comics that largely focus on lampooning how people in positions of wealth and authority are self-important idiots

you probably should not, after becoming wealthy, become a self-important idiot

I've noticed there is a certain sect of Crash Bandicoot fans that get upset if you suggest that Crash, the character, is not very smart. I really don't get it.

"But he can drive a kart!"

...Okay? In his games, so can a polar bear cub, a tiger cub, a baby dinosaur, a chicken and an inanimate box.

It's stupid, but I'm also gonna guess nothing will come of it, like that patent for skipping McDonald's ads by shouting "McDonald's!" at your TV.

Stop making Crash’s nose brown, it has to be completely black or at least be a dark shade of purple.

I'm so glad to see I'm not the only one who fell down a rabbit hole after Christmas in New York.

Here's Lisa Ortiz as a bunch of fireflies (with some edits because funny)

Punky Kong

I think what makes Pingas so eternally hilarious is that it isn't robotnik saying penis. We have that when he said "happiness" and it isn't nearly as funny. It's that the sound PEENGUS is just absurd and side splitting and this is why sentence mixing will always be funnier than genAI voices