Holly jolly jess

I actually feel bad for laughing

Lots of sadists working in grade schools unfortunately

He always gets a lil bit but today it’s not enough

He had 3 bites!

A tabby cat being an absolute maniac about a turkey sandwich

POV: you’re trying to eat a turkey sandwich in my house

PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.

These people love feeling smug so much they’ve reworked abject failure into a thing to be smug about

I just barely know what a prediction market is and yes, we’re gonna need a bigger reeducation camp

Who does Tarantino think he is? Has he ever watched himself on screen?

Foot guy has opinions about a PTA movie? Disregarded.

She’s playing with fire, the girls that work at that Burger King will beat the breaks off her. Unless it’s changed since I left home

Aw poor thing. All the sweet booze concoctions are probably irresistible to a raccoon

This idea was inspired by some freaks trying to figure out how to get some kids fired from their job at Burger King

Thinking about making an anonymous fb account so I can ask people if they’re where they want to be when Jesus comes back

Ftr I’m not being misogynistic, bitch is gender neutral

I think they’re cute

Hegseth thinks “fog of war” means the smoke literally obscuring your vision? He has the brain of a toddler

They put the gummi bear guy in charge? Goddamn they really are America with kangaroos

I don’t want to hear this old bitch’s opinions on anything but especially not this

I grow weary waiting for comeuppances, helldude

The fact that there’s any market at all for this is so depressing

Less time at the tattoo parlor and more time at the gym imo

Man fuck Tarantino. That’s a flawless movie and Dano was great in it

Kash’s jacket story made the NY Post. Better start packing up his office

Hold up, what mills are we burning down? I may get on board

billy bonnëll Manic episode? You mean believing in myself wholeheartedly, uninterrupted, for 36 hours.

I don’t understand why Hemingway got to drink himself to death while writing a manifesto in a house full of cats but when I do it it’s “a maladaptive coping mechanism” and I “need to talk to someone”

I’m so good at taking tests and so bad at literally everything else. Tests led me to believe I was going to get a PhD when that was never going to happen. Tests are dumb and fake.

Marcia Cross, in TYOOL 2025? But not Elon?

The follow up post about them searching high and low to find a jacket petite enough for kash and borrowing one from a lady agent is so funny. We can have a little toxic masculinity, as a treat

This is why they hate the current and last popes. They can’t fathom having all that power and still recognizing humanity in others (Catholic church still sucks though)