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I’d rather have a frontal lobotomy than this bottle in front of me…

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New reality show idea: The Unreal World: D.C!

09.11.2025 02:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah? We’ll get YOUR face out of my ASS! 😝

08.11.2025 16:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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08.11.2025 16:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Remember remember the 5th of November!

05.11.2025 09:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Warm egg. Just the thing to throw at the door!

01.11.2025 00:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So, tRump has ordered the military to restart nuclear testing (after a 33-year pause)? Sure…because the world isn’t f—-ed up enough!

31.10.2025 01:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The screamer knows what’s about to come (where’s my knife;).

31.10.2025 01:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
An image of the free printable zine that is available for download from the Citizens' Impeachment website. It is a piece of white paper that has been printed and folded into a booklet. On the cover, it says "IMPEACH  * You're Fired!" * End the Madness." There is a cartoon image of Donald Trump as well. 

Dowllnload it here:  https://citizensimpeachment.com/other-printables/

An image of the free printable zine that is available for download from the Citizens' Impeachment website. It is a piece of white paper that has been printed and folded into a booklet. On the cover, it says "IMPEACH * You're Fired!" * End the Madness." There is a cartoon image of Donald Trump as well. Dowllnload it here: https://citizensimpeachment.com/other-printables/

This free, printable-at-home zine is our gift to you!

🎃 Offer them to parents who accompany trick-or-treaters.

🎃 Pin them to a community bulletin board.

🎃 Hand then out at your next protest or rally.

Spread the word:
Impeachment's not scary. Trump is.

citizensimpeachment.com/other-printa...

31.10.2025 00:26 — 👍 26    🔁 13    💬 0    📌 2

I hate people so much

29.10.2025 15:52 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

The Earth is a pizza? Grabs a plateful. Yuck! Still better than anchovy, tho!

30.10.2025 07:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct 👍🏽

30.10.2025 07:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Gravity is #fakenews (falls off a cliff)

30.10.2025 07:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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No tricks here! Just a free treat for you to share far and wide this weekend.

Print it at home on letter-sized paper and help spread the message that impeachment isn't scary, but this administration is.

Get it free on our website:

citizensimpeachment.com/other-printa...

29.10.2025 23:59 — 👍 35    🔁 20    💬 1    📌 1

The Terran Empire, The Klingon-Cardassian Alliance and The Confederation. Two of these being human creations and the third a reaction to bad humans.
Enough said.

29.10.2025 18:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was posted on Craigslist. The guys are just the other ones who live here.

29.10.2025 17:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s a CAT-astrophe!
I’ll see myself out now.

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28.10.2025 16:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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28.10.2025 16:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re bred for these jokes!

26.10.2025 09:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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26.10.2025 07:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Star Trek: kicking Space Nutzis in the nuts since 1968!

26.10.2025 07:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Swanky! And she knows it!

26.10.2025 07:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A count who counts.
That counts, right? :-p

26.10.2025 07:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What, no picture of Admiral Vance eating an 🍎? The replicators make them from 💩, you know! 😉 🤢

25.10.2025 18:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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25.10.2025 02:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just looked it up. Vaguely remembered it. I might look for the PS2 version on eBay.

25.10.2025 01:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No. Guess I’ll look it up if I don’t forget.

25.10.2025 01:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well, he (she? I don’t friggin’ know;) is hidden pretty good. If her (his?) eye didn’t glow because of the camera flash, she/he/they would be virtually invisible.

25.10.2025 01:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No. I signed a lease today (sharing a house with two other guys, really all I could afford/get with my background). Will start moving stuff Sunday or Monday, then thru mid-November.

25.10.2025 01:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Gloomy, which is beautiful to me!

25.10.2025 01:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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