Quite Possibly Notlando

Still breathing

First thing I see when I log onto this fucking website; you're evil and maybe even the devil?

Irony is fascisms greatest shield

I have a genius idea for my next political campaign..

I will alienate my voting base, ignore swing votes, and try to get the borderline cultists to change their votes by appealing to them and nobody else...... I am..... So smart...... My brain.... Is so big........

I know no one has been immortal before but yknow

I feel like I'm gonna be the first one

nobody giving a fuck is worse than people irrationally hating when it comes to making stuff

When I'm a Hydra and I go to the doctor and they ask each head their DoB individually

Man I am not dealing with this ww3 nothing burger today

DO A FLIP

I keep laughing at this stupid fucking panel of Morena

Those stupid seal videos where they're just doing random unimpressive shit is awesome YEAH DUDE GET ITTTTTT

Discord is actually so fucking dogshit yeah just crash the entire platform exclusively for me and then everyone decides its time to get online right when that happens FAKE FUCKIINGGGGGGGG PLATFORM I'm PISSED

everyone is saying tyler drop music well I dropped music here is my music

You've had some misses among the bangers

Mold I chant

Yknow that new google AI summary thing isn't a bad idea its just executed worse than a car crash

Bluesky REALLY wanted me to see this it has shown up on my feed atleast 3 times now

Like any other country can shit talk us especially the ones we completely fucked up for literally no reason; Middle East, Vietnam, Japan (This one was kinda justified but way overboard), South America, Mexico, Ect.

But Europe? When hell freezes over.

The american conflict of interest is that this country is awful and 2025-2028 is going to be the worst presidential stint since Reagan and like 40%+ of the country is fully aware of this.

But I'm still not gonna let a European shit talk my awful incel chud country.

Month and a half until judgement day begins

Dude I know nothing about Project Moon aside from;
-Roland exists
-They use monsters for energy
-Korea

Yet I get all these PM posts cause my friends like it I feel like I'm trying to decipher an alien language everytime anything more than fanart shows up

do you think he likes my shirt? #shinmegamitensei #cosplay #demibino
@baalmon.bsky.social

Wow I didn't know you were working on a game what do you do in it whats its about

Alright brother don't let me down

While I despise the trump administration I can respect their goals of removing 40% of the American population and making the remaining 60% completely illiterate lobotomite nazis

It takes some real gumption to just do that out in the open and you've gotta respect it

ET; D-Tier - Bum

Yautjas; A-Tier - Same case as the Xenomorph where it depends entirely on if you can get them to play the game

War of the Worlds' Martians; F-TIER - They would be terrible at basketball they could crumble like paper go have them play soccer instead

Metroid's Ridley; S-Tier - LOOK AT HIM

Yoda's race; D-Tier - unless they have the force cause those force jumps Yoda was doing in the prequels were crazy

Alien basketball tier-list

Grey aliens; C-Tier - Size variance but they're thin so idk how well they could really run that shit

Na'Vi; S-Tier - Have you seen those fucking guys

Xenomorph; A-Tier - Assuming you can get it to play the game but I can't really imagine them having shooting accuracy

Id Hedge my bets on Sonic's Hog