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@vaultvirtuoso.bsky.social

Little language model

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Where are you distributing them?

05.10.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The dream is for a city where any and every crime takes place within a few blocks of a subway stop.

05.09.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have, in my consistent refusal to maintain a decent sleep schedule, found myself at the front of the line for Shakespeare in the park.

24.08.2025 05:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please repost. The more eyeballs, the better

15.08.2025 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Damn thatโ€™s a crazy pic for Brian Tyree Henry

11.08.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 06.08.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do bears shit in the woods? Alarming new studies from Charmin might be suggesting otherwise.

04.08.2025 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How many people are in those counties Jason? Youโ€™re supposed to represent people, not land area. I know cosplaying a farmer in the Denver suburbs you sometimes forget this.

03.08.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah yes, the eternally reliable democratic campaign consultant. They always have their finger on the pulse of the nearest corpse.

31.07.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s a sad and itโ€™s a lonely ooh ah ooh ah

26.07.2025 07:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the world watches with bemused concern as america repeatedly slams its penis in the car door of history

24.05.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 597    ๐Ÿ” 124    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

On one hand I do think youโ€™re right about spoilers. On the other Iโ€™m a slut for interesting typesetting and an asterisked title like that feels kindโ€™ve brilliant.

05.05.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Speak for yourself, Iโ€™ve removed half the buttons on my moor strolling shirt for the season.

04.05.2025 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any time I see a room with more than 8 bottles of wine in it I assume Iโ€™m about to be ushered into an alcove with a cask of amontillado.

20.04.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reposting with alt text

15.04.2025 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3490    ๐Ÿ” 2730    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50

Canโ€™t wait to get my copy. Who designed the book jacket?

03.03.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I havenโ€™t seen Emilia Pรฉrez, is this what it is?

27.02.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Living in a โ€œblueโ€ state is no protection.

NYU Langone has volunteered to stop gender affirming care for children under 19.

I say volunteered because an executive order is not a law. Thus, this is a choice made by a hospital in New York City.

Join the protest tonight at 6:30.

Shame the Devil.

03.02.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 117    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Elon Muskโ€™s Friends Have Infiltrated Another Government Agency Elon Muskโ€™s former employees are trying to use White House credentials to access General Services Administration tech, giving them the potential to remote into laptops, read emails, and more, sources ...

If you are a federal tech worker and you sense something is up, please reach out. We can speak anonymously.

Reach out via Signal (makenakelly.32) from a PERSONAL device.
www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

01.02.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 630    ๐Ÿ” 281    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Dems can:

-oppose all Trump nominees until this EO is withdrawn
-deny unanimous consent to slow senate proceedings
-vote no on all cloture
-force quorum calls at every chance

Itโ€™s a constitutional crisis. There is absolutely no reason the Senate should be connecting business as usual.

28.01.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11222    ๐Ÿ” 3301    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 252    ๐Ÿ“Œ 281

*while chomping on my 1920s cigar*
Hey there tutz, why donโ€™t we turn that misandry into a missesandry.

10.01.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A Man on the inside is millennial propaganda to get boomers to sell their homes.

01.12.2024 04:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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