I have a hard time believing this would have happened if it were mens teams

Of course MAGA hates the new Pope, they already worship Trump

This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person Right now, you’re behind me, within reading distance on the freeway, at the stoplight, in the parking lot, maybe in the drive-thru line, or perhaps...

McSweeneys is always savage (we appreciate all the bumper stickers but this is funny) 🤣 #teslatakedown
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/thi...

Renewing my passport 4 years early with no international travel plans at the moment to make damn well sure I can vote. Cost me $160 and I'm not happy about it.

History always has a lesson.

“Fertilization President” Trump Just Gutted Fertility Research An entire research team at the CDC has been dismissed, thanks to Donald Trump’s cuts.

Despite dubbing himself the “Father of IVF,” Donald Trump actually WILL NOT be funding federal infertility research.

Trump has fired an entire infertility research team at the CDC.

The same people in DC who got us into this mess are not going to be the ones to get us out of it.

Today I'm announcing my campaign for U.S. Senate.

Because we don't have a minute to wait.

"These guys don't give a f**k about free speech--they care about THEIR speech." Jon Stewart on the right's free speech crusade

What happens when they set themselves on fire? 🤔

How is protesting Tesla domestic terrorism but attacking the Capitol building is not? 🤔

He is 🦇💩🍌🍌

Also, true story

What did Putin give Trump in exchange for his loyalty?

This speaks to my soul right now.

I am not making this up: Republicans have introduced legislation… to increase your bank fees.

Welp. There went coffee and cocaine.

Ah yes, Dementia "I'm going to magically lower the price of groceries" Don has now effectively raised the cost of coffee. Great.

Sell your Tesla. ❌

Sell your Cybertruck. ❌

Get off Twitter. ❌

Don’t sign up for Starlink. ❌

Bankrupt him. It will take while but it’s possible. ✊🏻

#resist

So how’s it going so far?

And also every Vince Vaughn movie!

I didn’t fuck around. Why do I have to be part of the finding out?

You guys need to see this and take it in…

Wise words from someone who is a target. And he’s been listening.

Don't bother mentioning the bird flu as the reason, they would never have given Biden, or anyone else, that consideration. As far as I'm concerned it's Dementia Don's fault.

No Aldis in Colorado

We still say Twitter and Sears Tower; we're just going to keep saying Denali and the Gulf of Mexico. 🤷‍♀️

Yep, just paid $8.19 for a dozen here in Denver! Where's the executive order for $1 eggs?

Right? 🎯