🔞🐰Max☠️🌹

Text Caption: My Anxiety when I feel even a shred of confidence: Image of an old, white man in a grey suit (Michael from the TV show "The Good Place") saying, "You did something catastrophically stupid."

Text Caption: My Anxiety when I feel even a shred of confidence: Image of an old, white man in a grey suit (Michael from the TV show "The Good Place") saying, "You did something catastrophically stupid."

Actually, I don't want to speak too highly of my plans. I'm really not that confident. I mean, I think they're super awesome and interesting, but that doesn't mean a goddamn thing if I can't execute them well.

We'll just see what happens, I guess.

Also, I apologize for the mediocrity that has heretofore been posted, but I've been depressed and just wanted to move on. I swear things will get more interesting...

Yanno, sometimes drafting out the beats of a chapter is like pulling teeth...
Other times, though? I feel like a goddamn genius, because it comes so goddamn easy and even includes bonus ideas and details for future chapters that will make everything more cohesive and intriguing.
Go me. 😎

Idk why I'm even doing this.
I'm so fucking tired.
Depression is the worst.

So, chapter 2 is up.

Oh my goddddd... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Goddammit. I've been binging Brooklyn 99 and I think my Wei Wuxian has absorbed some Jake Peralta. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool... No doubt...

Not gonna lie... I low-key love writing Angry Guy! Jiang Cheng...

Mood.

I wonder what it's like to be financially stable with stable housing and three meals a day... and be able to do nice things for myself sometimes without feeling a whole crapload of anxiety about it that counters the self-care aspect...

At least I was able to take all my stuff with me this time instead of abandoning 90% of my property and only taking what I could carry with me in one trip.

Oh, and I turned 30. Hooray. 🎉

Anyway, I've actually made good progress on the new chapter... Cross your fingers for me.

Man, I wasn't actually expecting chapter 2 of FoRM to take over a month to finish... but I've been dealing with so much bullshit, guys. I literally had to fucking up and move house last minute. Again. 7 months after the last time I had to up and move house last minute.

It's great.

Me, staring at what I have written of chapter two of FoRM:

I feel like I need to clarify... I'm referring to "the soulmate superheroes who lose their powers when they find each other" concept. Not the yikes white savior thing they had going on...

Lan Zhan in this shirt though.

"Why are so many people autistic?" Autistics be FUCKIN.

Me, stoned out of my mind and sobbing over Will Smith's 2008 superhero film with a 42% on Rotten Tomatoes "Hancock": THIS 😭 WOULD MAKE 😭 A BEAUTIFUL 😭 WANGXIAN FIC 😭😭😭

THE BRAIN ROT IS BACK, BABYYYYY. GIMME THAT SWEET FUCKIN SEROTONIN.

a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a grassy yard ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a grassy yard

archiveofourown.org/works/710930...

Now I vanish.

Here it is: the moment you have all been waiting for.

The Folly of Righteous Men

A Wangxian Mafia AU brought to you by me, watching The Godfather and absolutely loving it so much more than I expected.

Link in the replies.

#Wangxian #MDZS #CQL #TheUntamed #Fanfic

I just had a horribly unhinged idea for a dark comedy/political satire...
It's fucking hilarious, but oh my god my brain must be broken. When did my sense of humor get so grotesque???

and ends up flushed and babbling like an idiot when he locks eyes with a beautiful man with a truly *devastating* glower.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

This. This is the ultimate coffee shop AU meetcute.

WY doesn't normally do mobile orders. He likes the casual interactions with the baristas, like a freak. So the one time he's not feeling well and decides to give the app a try, of COURSE he fucks it up,

HELL YES THANK YOU ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Have you watched it before??? It's so fucking funny 😭😭😭

I have no idea where I watched it before. ☠️

Does ANYONE know where I might find Advance Bravely online? Preferably to download so I can just have it when I feel like watching hilariously bad BL?

Oh my god. I haven't watched the new episode yet. I need to put it on right now. 😂

Guess who now has a whoooole chapter written? 👀
It's me.
I do.
✌️
I'm not going to post it yet, though. After talking about it a little with my therapist, I've decided I need time to get some emotional distance from my work before I share it... So I *hopefully* don't have an RSD meltdown. ❤️

Wow. I felt this like a knife between my ribs... Thanks. 😭