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Walking uphill (& downhill) for hours? Easy. Talking to people and being pleasant the whole time? Hard. I'm just like Lan Wangji 😅

After 5 days of a work trip I'm more tired than after 2 weeks trekking in the mountains.

I give him 3 minutes, tops.

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This is Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan enjoys his personal space.

This is Wei Ying. Wei Ying also enjoys Lan Zhan’s personal space.

WWX does not know how that point found its way to the agreement.

LWJ thinks WWX drives a hard bargain. LWJ suggested 8 nights at the beginning! He remains optimistic though.

Poor LWJ, his usual glaring didn't work on Wei Ying and he panicked 😂

The fire in Hong Kong looks absolutely devastating.

LWJ poses his questions as "a thought experiment" for the first year. LXC thinks it's adorable.

Watched Wicked/Wicked For Good today (I haven’t seen the first movie before because I decided I didn’t like Wicked enough to go to the cinema twice). It’s good. I enjoyed how they handled Dorothy.

Strike a pose! moment.

The poor proprietor! 😅

Poor NoodleJi! But what if turkeys think he's a turkey chick and try to adopt (kidnap) him?!

A silly little modern AU.

When LWJ was just Babyji, he had very sensitive skin. They had to use special soap and detergent for him, but he cried that he didn't smell nice like everyone else. Eventually, a formula was worked out that smelled of sandalwood and didn't cause rashes.

Re: new Wuthering Heights trailer

Why don’t they make Lady Chatterley’s Lover? They seem to want to!

The inevitable tension between Lan brothers? Delicious!

But what if Madam Lan lived longer?

I'm seeing so much potential for angst.

Lan Xichen distancing himself from his mother under his uncle's/teachers' influence.

Lan Wangji, quietly, internally, distancing himself from his sect rules/way of life (and it's a torturous process; he loves rules).

One thing that stood out to me with Dems caving was Schumer going „Look, look, I voted against” and no one falling for it. The energy is very much rot in hell you evil fuck.

there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all

Oh boy, LWJ would get heart palpitations every time he sees WWX in a dress & think he’s dying.

The words "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE" placed over David Lynch's face (a still from TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN).

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

Take your best lace robes with you, Hanguang-jun, for… reasons.

He’s cold and miserable! But on the plus side LWJ finds his red nose and cheeks very charming. And sneezing? Wei Ying. Wei Ying, are you ill?

Bird bath!

Screenshot reads, "A Carnivorous ‘Death Ball’ Has Emerged from the Deep This newly-discovered species is being called the “death-ball sponge” for its appendages, which end in orbs and are covered in micro-hooks meant to capture prey."

Not now, carnivorous death ball

Which is not immediately obvious since he has the ugly and inaccurate Wei Ying's "portraits" hung 😠

WWX hooks up with handsome stranger he met in the farmers' market and wakes up to see a huge conspiracy whiteboard on one wall 😅

WWX: ...oh no.

Does WWX just move next door and LWJ loses his mind?