@soap.systems.bsky.social
soap? he's jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes.
i love showing old people new tech
she was so amazed that google docs automatically saves your documents and syncs them to your phone
okay but google is the only company that still knows how to make netbook software
10.10.2025 20:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if it was able to contact the internet i know her house would've burned down from all the cryptominers
10.10.2025 20:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0inexplicably it can't connect to roughly 25% of websites and it has 3 browsers installed. she uses chromium somehow when she needs to get into her email or check a bible website
10.10.2025 19:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0her computer is literally just for microsoft word and printing things
this is the biggest upgrade anyone's ever gotten
chromebooks are netbooks if they were good
10.10.2025 19:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0chromebook purchased
10.10.2025 19:50 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i'm buying her a chromebook
10.10.2025 18:53 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 1my grandma just asked to troubleshoot her printer and computer
her printer is 10 years old and her computer is 15 years old and running windows 8
I LOVE TO GOSSIP
10.10.2025 17:42 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0shoulda known something was up when she mentioned powershell
10.10.2025 17:42 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i love my argumentative oomfs but you gotta have a personality that isn't just being mad online
10.10.2025 17:41 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i had to block early
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the 35 year olds that follow me because of some project i never finished 6 months ago opening their phones after a 9-5 and seeing me post about junko enoshima chasity cages
10.10.2025 15:52 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0type shit i been on
10.10.2025 14:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0AHHH
10.10.2025 14:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0notes on switching to Helix from vim jvns.ca/blog/2025/10...
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laurens liked the second post in the chain
LAURENS YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS ONE
10.10.2025 14:28 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i always forget that there's serious adults with careers that follow me on here
10.10.2025 14:17 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0i'm jerking my dick off until i cum
10.10.2025 14:17 — 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0you get me
10.10.2025 12:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Airport guy jeans plus suitjacket gotta be one of the worst looks
10.10.2025 10:57 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0suit jacket with normal jeans is pretty hard to pull off in the first place
you need certain textures but the average guy doesn't know enough about fashion to know those textures
distressed jeans with suit jacket should be illegal. why do so many guys try to rock it and why are the distressed jeans in question always vacuum sealed to their body
10.10.2025 04:54 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0i think there's something seriously wrong with your brain. do you have a carbon monoxide detector
10.10.2025 04:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0guards! seize him
10.10.2025 04:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this right here gif
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i feel cucked
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