Just Somm Guy

The ToS clearly states that you may not use the word "hell" in the same paragraph as the words "Apple Music" in any recording, broadcast or social media platform. Anticipate being banned soon.

I am sorry. We have run out of genuine human experiences. Please enjoy this salted piece of pre-chewed cardboard.

We need to go back to pronouncing it "no thing". Outkast (Ain't No Thing) was both ahead of their time AND rooted in very early 17th century sensibilities. Amazing.

Where did Men go? There was a time, not so far gone, where this kind of behaviour by a 'man' would be met swiftly with consequences from Men, ensuring that it didn't get repeated.

The criminalization of even the mildest repercussions in the world of Men has led to this nonsense.

I'm WILDLY high and just finished my 7th beer, so there's that.

Yeah.

What if we stole the writing of everyone on earth, and we fed it into a machine, and then we taught the machine to vomit forever?

Don't tell me what you "meant" by your post. I, the post consumer, will decide what you meant. And frankly what you meant was disgusting

That goddamned shit song was the first fuckin thing I thought of when I saw that, too. How can one bad band ruin a word forever like that?

I was watching an episode of “Mad Men” the other day. The fathers were helping their kids prepare camera obscura boxes to view an eclipse. One of the fathers says that he stares at the sun all the time, thinking the box is stupid. Don says, “You stare at the sun?” That made me laugh.

It's almost as though Tom Jones was never born?

Frank Farian founded Boney M in '74 so that he could sell his music as the lead singer. He hired a sexy dancer to pose as the lead singer because Farian was not attractive enough to make it in the biz.
He tried that again with Millie Vanilli in the 80s, but people weren't ok with it in that era.

Hell, the USA even chose a President in the 60s because he was so much better looking than Nixon. My friend, sexy people sell shit, and always have. Music in the 50s, 60s and 70s was no exception.

There were dozens, perhaps even hundreds of bands in the late 60s that were as cool and innovative as The Doors, but Jim Morrison was hot. Labels have always preferred signing sexy artists and to argue otherwise in just so insane I barely know where to begin.

That wasn't your asinine argument. You argue that music from the 60s & 70s was better because the labels didn't sign artists to look good. Like, you understand that Elvis became the biggest star in human history precisely because of his sex appeal, right?

Yes, singers in the 60s and 70s famously avoided using sex appeal to sell their music. This is well known.

a frutiger aero style image of a gyro

not a day goes by i don’t think about him

we don’t invent devices anymore. they used to come out with all kinds of devices now it’s just phones

did the blair witch ever finish her project

one time my entire family got exasperatingly angry with my mother because she announced at dinner that if the zombie outbreak happened her plan was to just get bit as early as possible so she wouldn’t have to deal

Oh! You should say that on the next episode of your show!

Andrew Cuomo tweet: In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea. Welcome to the heavyweight bout, @ZohranKMamdani This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.

What if there were already some sort of contest where people were able to choose between them, I wonder how that would go

found my wallet folks. it was misisng for two days. yep I found it though. it was sitting on my desk in plain view. so that's where it was

They will all end up costing you a tremendous amount of money for as long as you own them. You will NEVER be free from their ever consuming expenses.

BABABOOEY!

Singing you a soothing lullaby as we tumble down a ravine

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