Cremorandum

People complain about superhero fatigue but every four days I walk in on my wife watching a new streaming show about a rich blonde woman who may or may not have committed a justified murder near the ocean.

If you want something a bit more heartwarming, read this thread.

A series of text messages: Q: what's that thing that's like stripping but for nerds it's like feminist stripping like steampunk stripping...im blanking on the word they wear corsets and tophats and shit A: Burlesque

I. AM. *c r y i n g* 😆 “Stripping but for nerds” omfg 🤣

Would you mind posting the Spotify playlist link? (thanks for the YT links for missing stuff)

The most unrealistic thing about half-life 1 was how easy it was to squish cockroaches underfoot

Thank you!

Another poetic Hungarian phrase, this time for commenting on someone's appearance, goes as follows... “if you went down a mine, the coal would come up by itself”

[sees a picture of an ancient Roman chariot] *whispers to self* Everything reminds me of Hur

shouldn't the vampires have been called neck romancers

Politicians that sound like food:
Kefir Starmer

Just 'no petting' on this one. Zero tolerance.

Poster cartoon of skinny dark-haired big-nosed pool runner

Good morning from my new doppelganger, the No Running Guy in the pool rules poster

Rent For Your Life #BeatlesProperty

Harbour boats and Christmas lights in the moonlight

Favourite photo of the trip so far 🤩

A cease- and-desist letter from the Baltimore Ravens

Coastal fog, incredible commitment to Christmas decorations and a sandwich the size of two house bricks. Ohhhh I'm in California all right

Big John.

Just accidentally referred to it as "Franz Kafka's It's a Wonderful Life"

A Korean restaurant poster for a drink with the slogan 'Oh, My Sweet Jinro Peach!' also featuring a lovely chubby frog with a straw

Going to try this as a cute nickname for my favourite people

NOT NOW, SYNTHETIC DEATH BACTERIA

Gaming is a bigger industry than movies and tv combined! It is the very definition of mainstream culture! And yet the media still writes it up in a way that would (rightly) be seen as unhinged for any other culture. Would an interest in horror movies get written like this?

And now to me, you are that cool person. Thanks 🙏

Dipping the cheese directly into the chutney as I read this

May have resorted to dead bodies during lean times

I'm getting a lot of joy out of 'sexual T-Rex'.
Useless with their hands? Surprisingly slow and cumbersome? Not as erect as people thought?

*Spurned Noel Gallagher crashing in* That's what you think you permed prick

Two stages of writing:

1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no

Westminster Abbey getting mauled my a giant sky-cat? The gods must be pissed off at Notre Dame reopening

Drunk Scottish fan at the Rugby World Cup joyfully proclaiming "Ah'm gettin blootered" after a match

I humbly propose adding this to the list of #BlueSky slang