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South Canadian, born and raised in Texas, but we literally get to call things whatever now, eh. Hairspray connoisseur. Dog Lady No DMs, please and thank you.

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One doesn’t have to speak the words out loud for the truth to be true.

18.02.2026 05:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Which means he’d have to concede he doesn’t have the political pull he used to? Because not endorsing is an acknowledgment that his star is fading.

18.02.2026 04:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Screen shot of a tweet sharing a gobsmackingly insane video of a woman drinking baked beans and tomato juice like boba tea. Seriously be glad that this is the image you’re viewing. Don’t click the video.

Screen shot of a tweet sharing a gobsmackingly insane video of a woman drinking baked beans and tomato juice like boba tea. Seriously be glad that this is the image you’re viewing. Don’t click the video.

No!

18.02.2026 04:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This was quite incredible and I can see why Trump didn’t want this aired. He’s very frank here, and I love it. We will be in excellent shape with either him or Crockett (she’s getting my primary vote). #LFG #TEXASS

18.02.2026 04:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The acting director of ICE told Congress, under oath, that local law enforcement in Colorado leaked raid plans, allowing gang members to escape.

After 9NEWS questioned ICE's claim and its timeline, ICE deleted the claim from its social media platforms.

15.02.2026 16:58 — 👍 6695    🔁 2423    💬 305    📌 218
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“I Have Been Here Too Long”: Read Letters from the Children Detained at ICE’s Dilley Facility Hundreds of children are currently being held with their parents at an immigration detention center in Dilley, Texas. In letters and drawings, eight kids convey the pain of feeling trapped with no end...

ProPublica received eight handwritten letters from children who have been held at the detention center that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was recently released from.

We'll let their words speak for themselves.

16.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 3304    🔁 1975    💬 96    📌 116

Yo, TEXASS!

16.02.2026 01:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not. One. Fucking. Penny.

16.02.2026 01:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Allow me to invite to consider what the Sunday Shows would look like if Joe Biden or Kamala Harris had done this. Now allow me to invite you to consider what fresh hells await us instead on tomorrow's Sunday Shows.

Happy week, everyone!

14.02.2026 22:44 — 👍 137    🔁 39    💬 6    📌 2

tl;dr: CBP fired a new weapon into domestic airspace that the FAA had previously warned posed grave risk to human life. It did so without warning to FAA and without restricting airspace. FAA restricted airspace in response. White House overruled them. The target turned out to be a party balloon.

15.02.2026 00:34 — 👍 398    🔁 168    💬 12    📌 6

Good Lord, who cares? When you look like that, you could smell like a dump truck. Holy shit. 😍

15.02.2026 02:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ex-FBI official slams Kash Patel’s ‘inappropriate’ behavior in Nancy Guthrie investigation As the search for Nancy Guthrie continues in Arizona, Trump's FBI Director Kash Patel's inexperience is back in the spotlight.

www.ms.now/news/ex-fbi-...
If this horrendous situation was happening to you
Would you want Kash Patel in any part of it ?
Patel is INCOMPETENT
Patel is SELF-SERVING

Our Sheriff here in Tucson has 50 years experience,
Chris Nanos, Democrat. Imagine trying to deal with Patel
My 🙏 for Nancy

13.02.2026 21:11 — 👍 240    🔁 104    💬 22    📌 4

no, it simply isnt.
People are talking about capital using gAI as an excuse to conduct mass lay-offs, about students losing learning because theyre being lied to about gAI in education, about the mass theft of the work of artists and authors to train LLMs, about CSAM and nonconsensual sexual images.

12.02.2026 13:19 — 👍 2571    🔁 669    💬 39    📌 15
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AOC: "Extreme level of wealth inequality leads to social instability and drives authoritarianism, right-wing populism, and really dangerous domestic internal politics. That is a direct outcome of the failure of democracies over decades to deliver."

13.02.2026 17:50 — 👍 24235    🔁 7295    💬 691    📌 596
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Federal Judge: Government Is Not Above the Law, Nor Are Former Death-Row Inmates Beneath Its Protection Based on this evidence, Judge Timothy Kelly found the transfer proceedings to be “an empty exercise to approve an outcome that was decided before it even began”—they were a legal pretext for a fundame...

Trump ordered that inmates Biden took off Death Row be sent to the "worst" federal prison. In doing so he ignored a law passed by Congress governing assignments to that prison. Judge Timothy Kelly, himself a Trump appointee, rejected BOP's cover story and halted the transfer [Matthew Cavedon, Cato]

14.02.2026 02:17 — 👍 176    🔁 72    💬 7    📌 2
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I read about most of this yesterday, but holy shit having it spoken aloud on the teevee machine brings a whole new layer of oogey to an already excruciatingly nauseating situation.

14.02.2026 03:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Swalwell: ICE agents shot Alex Pretti and Renee Good. And the only person in the world who has been held accountable by DHS is the pilot who somehow forgot to move Kristi Noem’s blankie.

14.02.2026 02:27 — 👍 26189    🔁 8277    💬 455    📌 243

This is just fucking…..grim

14.02.2026 03:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“I Have Been Here Too Long”: Read Letters from the Children Detained at ICE’s Dilley Facility Hundreds of children are currently being held with their parents at an immigration detention center in Dilley, Texas. In letters and drawings, eight kids convey the pain of feeling trapped with no end...

Since the start of Trump’s second term, the number of children in ICE detention has increased sixfold.

In their letters, kids held at the Dilley center told us about missing their friends, being unable to go to school and feeling trapped.

14.02.2026 02:30 — 👍 893    🔁 468    💬 17    📌 26

This right here. It’s so tiny but the drive is lovely. They have a little cafe in there where you can buy personal size wine bottles and go nuts.

13.02.2026 15:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will never forget that large corporations and universities fired people over not properly grieving this man's death and here she is out here going "Charlie, who?"

12.02.2026 16:50 — 👍 41    🔁 13    💬 2    📌 0

I really hope the entire country takes note of Pam Bondi’s performance today because she was in front of Congress to talk about trafficked children and refused to answer a question. This is how low we've gone.

11.02.2026 23:31 — 👍 552    🔁 129    💬 30    📌 2

Why is DOJ tracking what members of Congress are searching for in the Epstein files? bsky.app/profile/atru...

11.02.2026 22:55 — 👍 2221    🔁 769    💬 115    📌 33

👀

11.02.2026 01:06 — 👍 113    🔁 31    💬 5    📌 1

Might as well be an ICE agent.

10.02.2026 18:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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09.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 11696    🔁 5998    💬 690    📌 421

This thread.

Gutting.

10.02.2026 02:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There are hundreds maybe thousands more Liams out there. 😩

10.02.2026 02:15 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Of the goal is deportations why in the fuckity fuck are we eating up all this real estate?! What’s the end game here? Media? You gonna ask the questions?

10.02.2026 02:13 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

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