Andy Bohn

I left my wife and one day old son in the hospital to go get my 1st dose

You can totally cut a bitch if you're "bright"

Gotta be honest, I can't find a link to your store on your site (mobile, using Chrome)

Boromir shouting "curse you and all the halflings" after his kid got him sick

It wasn't daycare, but the principle holds

I don't have the wisdom of a Nonna to guide me. My Oma would probably say "Where are the potatoes??"

A pan of tomatoes and basil simmers on the stove

Trying my hand at making sauce with tomatoes, basil and peppers from the garden.

My ancestors hail from potato, not tomato Europe, so this will be an adventure

i finished watching the pitt and i have a plan for improving efficiency in emergency rooms. gather all medicine you have on hand and dump it into a large vat. that's the "wellness vat." wheel it around and ladle it out to people. if someone is critical, pick them up and put them in the wellness vat

Bombadiling the Tom

Rivening the dell

I have some you can borrow

To be fair, I felt like I could've driven after I woke up from a propofol sedation.

Versed and fentanyl? Not so much

For instance, Ctrl+prt scrn, then paste into Paint

I have strong attention deficit traits but never met criteria for "disorder."

To expound:
(a) I'm quite happy in my remarriage and I wish that kind of happiness for you too (when the time comes - don't rush into it)
(b) Part of the reason I ended up divorced in the first place was constantly being expected to dim my shine

YESSSSS

Back in school*, writing a paper again.

While I think I still write pretty well, I regret to inform you that practicing emergency medicine for the last 14 years has not improved my attention span.

*Air War College (by correspondence), because I gotta do my PME if I ever wanna get promoted.

So Bernie Moreno publicly admits to being a coward

Younger knees and backs too

Charlotte is awful, and yet somehow I end up connecting through there almost every time I travel (because American does far more flights in and out of Dayton, where I live, than any other airline).

People hate on Atlanta and DFW, but I'd much rather go to either of those than Charlotte

I tell residents that the core of emergency medicine is uncertainty management. How much uncertainty are you comfortable with, in the context of this patient's presentation and risk profile, and how do we get from where we are to that point?

I'm a shitty ER doc then. Self doubt seems to be what I do best some days

Gerald of Rivia saying "let's take ibuprofen together"

How I flirt with my wife

I'd separate that.
(a) One cool thing about Scandinavian countries with comprehensive public health insurance is places like Denmark can do a study to evaluate COVID vaccine safety.
This is a good thing, irrespective of the results. However, as it happens:
(b) The study showed that they're safe.

That's actually Lake Hope

Amen

Ohio

Ohio is surprisingly gorgeous

I insist on elemental copper only

The old guy standards are pretty nice to me 😉

Air Force PT test done with a 99.5 overall, only 15 seconds slower on the run than when I was 22.

33 seconds faster than last year, gotta drop another 23 to max it.