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If you're not already subscribed to @thecity.bsky.social's free newsletter (www.thecity.nyc/the-scoop/) you should be. Today's edition on how NYC is preparing for a Trump presidency was especially useful not in the least because of this gem:

A cat on the counter, where he shouldn’t be

It’s like he’s never been told to get off the counter before and he’s hearing it for the first time smh

Congrats! Excited to see you do all the things at Yahoo News!

hiii matthewrodier.bsky.social can you add us: thecity.bsky.social to the newsfeed you built at tinyurl.com/47p99e3x? Thank you!!

The Right Way to Open a Fire Hydrant in the Heat of Summer It’s illegal to open a hydrant by yourself, in part because the water’s force could knock over children. But there’s a legal way to spray with the fire department’s help: Here’s how.

Just going to leave this here for anyone who might need it

Newcomers Yusef Salaam and Chris Banks Claim Victories Over Longtime Leaders in Council Races The city Board of Elections will make its count official next week, but first-time candidates in Harlem and Brownsville are nearly over the top in low turnout races.

NEW: A pair of first-time candidates, Yusef Salaam in Harlem and Chris Banks in Brownsville appear to have won Democratic primary races over long-time leaders in those neighborhoods, claiming victory in low turnout races in the June contest.

How to Stay Safe in the ‘Most Polluted’ City in the World as Smoke Engulfs New York From limiting outdoor exposure to wearing a mask to cleaning air filters — New Yorkers can take steps to protect themselves.

should you use your A/C? is the air in the subway safe? what should you do if you work outside?

I co-wrote this guide on living with the haze in NYC: https://www.thecity.nyc/health/2023/6/7/23752771/safety-health-wildfire-smoke

If we get 100 followers, we'll start skeeting...

Koftay, paneer Tikka , samosay, kachumber, cookies and ice cream for dessert!

Koftay and paneer tikka as mains, samosay for apps, cookies and ice cream for dessert!

I love throwing dinner parties and I'm so excited for the one I'm throwing today in honor of my dear friend's bday AMA

Aziz, I think the earnest tone in which you're asking this may not be coming through :)

Shout out to dumplings

fucking great headline

Please welcome my friend, colleague and newest skeeter I know these here bluest skies @xiancw.bsky.social 🎉

Came here to skeet... That's it that's the skeet

We need to get Janelle monae on here

which one of you skeeters is going to be my 100th follower??

Every. Fucking. Day! 🤣

I guess i shouldn't be surprised that hollywood writers have the best picket signs

what's up skeeters

New user stages of evolution:

1. Positive and hopeful hello

2. Sincere, thoughtful skeet

3. Looks around, realizes what is happening

4. Demented shitposting stage

5. Learns of the hellthread, berduck, and The Picture

6. Enters the absurdist abyss

this should make things clearer for everyone

no private accounts. no verified accounts. no circles no alts just all of us naked and equal here in the sky.

twitter people annoyed by bluesky

Where my New Yorkers at?

like and reskeet if you're hot

Greetings!