4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday

Not selfies, but any of these might be fun :)

What an adorable baby!

If theres an area on your rocket that a sniper can shoot causing the whole thing to explode maybe give the design a second look?

Tweet by the Luigi Case on Twitter: BREAKING: Latest motion states patrolwoman searched Luigi’s backpack at McDonald’s without a warrant, then repacked the items and left the restaurant with the backpack, with no body cam footage for the next 11 minutes during her drive to the precinct. Upon arriving at the precinct, she resumed the warrantless search and “found a handgun in the front compartment.”

Okay Luigi absolutely didn't do it and this is a pin job

It’s so weird how one specific amendment is just undebatably immutable, and the rest are entirely optional.

Well apparently it’s a crime to ask for credentials of any kind now as well.

They know exactly what they’re enabling.

This all seems completely normal..

I think he was pretty clear that we didn’t have to worry about elections anymore after 2024.

So no. I don’t think he’s joking, and it’s pretty clear no one is going to stop him. Dems will continue writing strongly worded letters up till they’re being loaded onto flights to El Salvador.

Putin probably sent more bombs just on principle after reading this pathetic BS.

Who else AGREES with Pedro?! 🤚

Weird. Seems like the biggest leaker is Hegseth himself.

FYI it still counts if the leaks are just through incompetence, rather than being on purpose.

The $3,000 is almost certainly the least significant thing stolen.

Is he literally drunk in that interview?

What a stupid piece of shit.

In this photo he’s 6’2” and 185lbs

An animated Dracula movie, call it Nosferatoon

Even that aside, I’d look at the historical precedent of how we as a country take care of the people we use like we’re using him right now before committing crimes against humanity on our behalf.

He’s not in prison.

He’s very clearly already dead, it’s possible they all are.

I look forward to another 2 month long dog and pony show after which nothing substantive will happen.

So massive disruptions to government agencies, and taxpayers for minimal benefit thanks largely to musks mind boggling incompetence.

Do not obey

You gotta admit. They really did find the perfect job for Kristi Noem though.

Happy to help.

So they have more money to bribe our elected officials of course.

Sorry. I meant lobby, “lobby” our elected officials.

This is why people should be fucking furious. The only way you made billions this week is if you had inside knowledge on when to sell short, and when to re-buy.

I’ll hold my breath waiting on the SEC to investigate.

Caillou grew up to be a real piece of shit.

I have said this MANY times.

Why to members of the judicial branch have political leanings at all? And why are our laws constantly open to “interpretation”?

We should not have to worry about conservative vs liberal justices.