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Writer. No, not that kind of writer. Not that kind either. It's the boring kind. He/him πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

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Oh my god what do you mean Soken didn’t even ask for it, Tom basically just went β€œwe heard they were huge fans so we wrote them a song to use however they want”

05.12.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 918    πŸ” 537    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 7

Whenever I work with an editor it eerily goes the same as when I assemble IKEA furniture.

"Done! Phew. That was a lot. What do you think?"
"You put those legs on backwards."
"God. Dammit."

I still get "that's not how you spell satellite". WELL MAYBE EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG yeah sorry I'll fix it.

05.12.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

⚠️ Update: Reached $200/$300 of goal to help cover necessities during the assistance application process. $100 remains!

V3nmo/C4shApp/P4yPal: esperjar

Every bit helps. Please share if unable to spare. Thank you so much for the support.

#Disability #BIPOCMA #MutualAid #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025

03.12.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

Tag yourself, I’m the two bathtubs in the laundry room

01.12.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1041    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 358    πŸ“Œ 83

⚠️ Update: Reached $100/$300 of goal to help cover necessities during the assistance application process. $200 remains!

V3nmo/C4shApp/P4yPal: esperjar

Every bit helps. Please share if unable to spare. Thank you so much for the support.

#Disability #BIPOCMA #MutualAid #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025

26.11.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

I'm reminded of a time I was in Turkey (mostly working, but also some touring) and a carpet seller told me, "No. You must not accept this price. We will sit. We will have Γ§ay. We will chat and I will show you many carpets. Then I will again show you the one you like and we will haggle."

26.11.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

⚠️ Update: Thank you, everyone! I've been grateful for your b00sts and assistance. I'm $300 away from at least being safe with in leg of hardship. I'll keep track in my moniker! Please share if unable to spare. Thank you so much.

#BlackSky #Disability #BIPOCMA #MutualAid #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025

22.11.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
Post image Post image Post image Artist's rendition by Shirojikimattari on tumblr

Artist's rendition by Shirojikimattari on tumblr

Thinking of the Helmand Culture woman from Shahr-e Sukhteh in Iran with the sick ass golden artificial eye again.

23.11.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 591    πŸ” 183    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 9

Between shutdown BS, TDAP application being declined while waiting on the SSDI process, and vital meds & bills needing to be covered, I'm worried.

V3nmo/C4shApp/P4yPal: esperjar

Every bit helps. Please share unable to spare. Thank you.

#Disability #BIPOCMA #MutualAid #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025

22.10.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 5
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Blikada

Hello! today is πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‰MY BIRTHDAY! πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‚

For my birthday, plz read what is up of my webcomic/signal-boost this skeet? It would mean a lot to me!

Only 50 pages so far. It hasn't updated in ages, but I'm still working on it. Updates will resume when the backlog reaches 50 pages.

blikada.com?pg=1#showComic

18.11.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 530    πŸ” 270    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 0
"I spent two years at a top university, was taught by some of the finest modern archaeologists and THIS is what I learned."
Ancient civilizations
Preppies: Persia, Mycenae
Goths: Egypt and Assyria
Nerds: Babylon, Greece
Jocks: Sparta, Macedonia

"I spent two years at a top university, was taught by some of the finest modern archaeologists and THIS is what I learned." Ancient civilizations Preppies: Persia, Mycenae Goths: Egypt and Assyria Nerds: Babylon, Greece Jocks: Sparta, Macedonia

Good morning

16.11.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 397    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 9
A comic with two sides. The top says β€œmy two adhd moods”. Left side: too many thoughts. The character is seen chatting endlessly about random things. Right side: head empty. The character can hardly finish a sentence because they’re not remembering words.

A comic with two sides. The top says β€œmy two adhd moods”. Left side: too many thoughts. The character is seen chatting endlessly about random things. Right side: head empty. The character can hardly finish a sentence because they’re not remembering words.

It’s definitely a head empty day for me

15.11.2025 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1391    πŸ” 471    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 6

Losing Grandma a second time when the corporation you rent her from doesn't produce enough shareholder value and shuts down the service.

14.11.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the teeth. Those are the teeth of something that heard humans have teeth but skipped the details about "why" and "how many?" before assuming this form. Seconds after this she unhinges her jaw and lunges for the camera, and then the Supernatural opening credits play.

08.11.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Christmas decorations in the grocery store, and now the soundtrack to Muppet Christmas Carol is playing non-stop in my head and THIS IS WHY WE KEEP A LID ON THIS STUFF UNTIL DECEMEBER, GUYS. God it's going to be two months of me catching myself whistling "Feels Like Christmas" in the kitchen.

08.11.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h
ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment

divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment

10/10 take. No notes.

07.11.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 22458    πŸ” 5679    πŸ’¬ 208    πŸ“Œ 311

"The technology improves with every iteration!" Buddy, it's been years and the slop machine still struggles with CIRCLES. Let go.

04.11.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolute cringe. All the money of Coca Cola and the best they can do is brief clips awkwardly strung together - and that's not a directorial decision, the limits of the technology demand it, because otherwise the eye notices the errors in EVERY. SINGLE. FRAME. Deformed irises, mutant teeth...

04.11.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Final Fantasy Tactics is the king of this, but also Master of Magic, Stellaris, Breath of Fire 3, and FF6.

02.11.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think technically she's a kind of Muppet so maybe ask the folks at Sesame Street.

31.10.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like, "there's not enough room"
damn right, there's too many of you
how 'bout, form an orderly queue

25.10.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 359    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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EA's AI Game Development Tools Are Apparently So Bad That It's Costing More Money To Fix Their Mistakes A new report suggests that EA's pivot to AI is just causing costly mistakes, and the developers hate it.

If only everyone could have predicted this

www.thegamer.com/ea-generativ...

24.10.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6548    πŸ” 2388    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 326
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These whales were hunted to 150 individuals. Now there are 50,000 of them Once hunted almost to extinction, the population of humpback whales currently migrating down Australia's east coast has bounced back and is now greater than before whaling.

Australia's humpback whales are doing so well that their population is expected to reach carrying capacity and plateau in the near future--they have not just reached but exceeded pre-whaling numbers. For this to happen with such a long-lived, slow-reproducing species is near miraculous. #goodnews

22.10.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2058    πŸ” 842    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 78

i imagine there’s about to be an influx of MAGA chuds spewing their bullshit but i really can’t stress enough that if we don’t give them oxygen, they’ll get bored and leave. block early and often.

17.10.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9955    πŸ” 2953    πŸ’¬ 167    πŸ“Œ 80

folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him

18.10.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5286    πŸ” 1634    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 26

And I feel casting ICE as literal agents of evil who recoil in the presence of God is... pretty strong, as imagery goes.

12.10.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking forward to your incoherent manifesto, are you doing cold fusion or lunar abeyance for yours?

11.10.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 09.10.2025 09:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4288    πŸ” 1904    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 65

So was Dolly Parton really fine all along, or did we wish so hard that the universe retconned?

09.10.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every field has a conversation that goes:

"And this is the clarnk, because in 1862 that's the noise it made."

"Okay but it's... fully digital now, it's silent."

"Yup. Anyway, that's the clarnk, now if you come this way you'll see the horse whapper..."

02.10.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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