Good morning, Sharks. 
The product is "Whorse, a Horse but Worse". 
I am not seeking your investment.
I am merely warning you -- The Storm is coming. 
Take Note, Take Stock, Take Shelter. 
Thank you for your time.
@jarvitron.bsky.social
The ends justified the beans
Good morning, Sharks. 
The product is "Whorse, a Horse but Worse". 
I am not seeking your investment.
I am merely warning you -- The Storm is coming. 
Take Note, Take Stock, Take Shelter. 
Thank you for your time.
Iβm just a simple man with simple motivations. When I see some garbage AI blue resist meme I go block that account.
19.08.2025 01:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Uncle Ho did nothing wrong.
15.08.2025 19:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βThis was bad for both of usβ
13.08.2025 23:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0New Yorkers will post βyou canβt find this anywhere elseβ and itβs like a blob of hastily poured concrete.
13.08.2025 18:05 β π 56 π 3 π¬ 4 π 1βDelete your old emails to save waterβ isnβt bad because itβs individualising the climate crisis, itβs bad because itβs complete nonsense from top to bottom. Itβs like saying βeat less lettuce to save waterβ, you can see the thought process but itβs that of a child who knows two facts
12.08.2025 17:28 β π 1807 π 408 π¬ 30 π 11Microsoft product people will continue to find more and more ways make a bad product even worrse instead of going to therapy.
11.08.2025 22:57 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Weβll just have to agree to disagree, your honor
08.08.2025 21:43 β π 84 π 14 π¬ 2 π 0I now watch an obviously unhealthy amount of court streaming and am amazed how often this exact sentiment comes up.
09.08.2025 00:40 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt think Steve Jobs was a good person but if the president of the United States declared jihad on him heβd have made the iPhone 17 an EU exclusive and heβd be on the front page of every paper talking about why.
08.08.2025 16:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cool but Iβm calling myself an AI incel because I donβt fuck with it.
06.08.2025 11:36 β π 21 π 7 π¬ 2 π 0The crowdfunding space has become so metastasized with pure grift I could scream.
05.08.2025 16:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Walmarts 401k program has such heavy management fees that it took $3000 and turned it into $0 in four years.
05.08.2025 14:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Indiana Jones game is very good and the villain is very good and I had a good time playing it. Sorry if that offends you.
05.08.2025 13:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A sign that just reads βvote yes FIREβ
04.08.2025 02:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Blocking every single repost of a Kamala Harris book promo to keep the shitlibs outta my timeline
31.07.2025 17:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Somebody asking Google Gemini to give them a random 32-character string and it responding with βaBcDeFgHiJkLmNoPqRsTuVwXyZ0123456789β
Lmao this rules so hard
30.07.2025 04:10 β π 1536 π 283 π¬ 58 π 53Throat slice/ bleach drink (happy)/ bleach drink (upset)
30.07.2025 23:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs definitely the reasoning! Youβre obviously a particularly astute study of the human condition.
29.07.2025 15:52 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The last Windows you will ever need because it will do in place upgrades forever.
Wow. Look at the time. Gotta go.
other thing that gets me about DC and the tipped minimum wage increase always being resisted is: it is not radical, at all. it is exactly the kind of incremental, measured change, not pushing too hard or asking for too much, that everyone says lefties need to adopt.
and it's resisted just as hard.
My two year old already understands the complexity of struggle between the colonies and the Federation (or at least she dances along to the theme song)
28.07.2025 18:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My favorite part of this is when you finally get it opened up and you watch the opening credits then you blink slow and itβs suddenly 2:30am and your TV is shutting itself off.
28.07.2025 18:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My brother in Christ this is the country where we pour caustics on clothes that are going into the dumpster so if a homeless person happens to find it they get chemical burns.
25.07.2025 19:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0carving a gravestone that says Hard R IP
24.07.2025 17:13 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1βYou know the answer but youβre too afraid to say itβ¦ too cowed by what you learned in your schools but you need to remember who you work for. Now thinkβ¦ what is the answer?β
ββ¦anotherhamburgermenuβ
βANOTHER HAMBURGER MENU!!!β(right in the newly promoted lead UI engineers face)
This is the βgetting Capone for taxesβ of Presidential intrigue.
23.07.2025 23:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You can check out the recipe here (great book) archive.org/details/drfe...
20.07.2025 13:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0