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swan wrangler. if you enjoy my πŸ“Έs please donate swan food money here - https://paypal.me/soapyscygnets?locale.x=en_GB avi by @gingertotty.bsky.social photos mine unless reposts

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i've only started using them in the last six months, and haven't had a single issue (other than evri being useless and never sticking to a delivery date)

12.12.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
4 Screenshots from the movie "Psycho" (1960): First, a tense conversation between a woman and a man in a dimly lit room, with a lamp casting shadows and a mirror reflecting their images. Second, a man in a suit stands in a room with taxidermy birds, his expression serious against a backdrop of curtains. Third, a shadowy figure raises a knife under a shower, the silhouette visible through falling water. Fourth, a woman in the shower reaches out with a desperate expression, water streaming down her face.

4 Screenshots from the movie "Psycho" (1960): First, a tense conversation between a woman and a man in a dimly lit room, with a lamp casting shadows and a mirror reflecting their images. Second, a man in a suit stands in a room with taxidermy birds, his expression serious against a backdrop of curtains. Third, a shadowy figure raises a knife under a shower, the silhouette visible through falling water. Fourth, a woman in the shower reaches out with a desperate expression, water streaming down her face.

Dec 12th 1959 - Marion Crane checked into the Bates Motel.

πŸ“½οΈπŸ“… Psycho (1960)

12.12.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

this is from aliexpress, and i've no problem with it getting to the uk promptly. then evri take over...

12.12.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

another loss

12.12.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[shudders]

12.12.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they got to the uk, fine...

12.12.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no, xmas presents from china 😬

12.12.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they were supposed to deliver on tues, didn't, then did on weds, but i was out, and now, 2 days later, it's gone back to the depot πŸ™ƒ

12.12.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i hate evri so much 😑

12.12.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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cola hand holding πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ–€

12.12.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

way ahead of you

12.12.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the weekend! Let’s get the (party started)

(pyjamas on)

12.12.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

what 110 camera are you going to use, if you don't mind me asking?

12.12.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘

12.12.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ooh, get you and yer fancy lancashire ways

12.12.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
an overhead view of a black cat laid the length of a man's right arm, snuggled into the gap between the man's arm and torso. his back legs and tail are tucked underneath the man's forearm, and his front legs are tucked underneath the man's upper arm. his sleeping head is resting chin down on the man's inner elbow

an overhead view of a black cat laid the length of a man's right arm, snuggled into the gap between the man's arm and torso. his back legs and tail are tucked underneath the man's forearm, and his front legs are tucked underneath the man's upper arm. his sleeping head is resting chin down on the man's inner elbow

can't, i've got a cat on my right arm

12.12.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

brown sauce, or red sauce? to go with the sertraline?

12.12.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

chewy and crunchy at the same time πŸ˜‹

12.12.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[gets pen and paper ready]

12.12.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there's no time limitations on leg breaking

12.12.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A message saying β€œYou’re unsubscribed”and then underneath in small letters β€œRe-subscribe?”

A message saying β€œYou’re unsubscribed”and then underneath in small letters β€œRe-subscribe?”

Me when I get dumped

12.12.2025 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of a lego robot with the website gifrun.com written on the bottom ALT: a black and white photo of a lego robot with the website gifrun.com written on the bottom

whose legs i gotta break?

12.12.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🚨🚨🚨 LAST ORDERS FOR XMAS GIFTS FROM WEENO'S SHOPPE OF MAGICAL DELIGHTS KLAXON 🚨🚨🚨

12.12.2025 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tree illuminated by a red traffic light

Tree illuminated by a red traffic light

Tree illuminated by a green traffic light

Tree illuminated by a green traffic light

This tree controls the traffic

12.12.2025 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

guess you're living on happy meals from now on...

12.12.2025 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
My cat with his hand on a small squishmallow

My cat with his hand on a small squishmallow

Snoopy has grown attached to a happy meal toy

12.12.2025 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

wex do them, too, but i'm not sure what the delivery charge is

12.12.2025 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@whelkaholism.bsky.social i just remembered to show you these!

12.12.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
a silver pit bull puppy lays half in and half outside of his gray and black dog bed, which is propped up on its side. a lamb toy lays nearby as the little puppy snoozes soundly, totally unaware of the strange position he's ended up in.

a silver pit bull puppy lays half in and half outside of his gray and black dog bed, which is propped up on its side. a lamb toy lays nearby as the little puppy snoozes soundly, totally unaware of the strange position he's ended up in.

This is Bandit. He fell asleep while getting out of bed. We've all been there. 12/10 sweet dreams buddy (u/yarntist)

11.12.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5876    πŸ” 523    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 32
A photo of a white and gray dog, named Dena, laying in the lap of a human wearing dark blue scrubs. Dena has medical wrapping on one of her hind paws and she’s staring slightly beyond the camera.

A photo of a white and gray dog, named Dena, laying in the lap of a human wearing dark blue scrubs. Dena has medical wrapping on one of her hind paws and she’s staring slightly beyond the camera.

Dena is now on the ground again receiving medical attention from two humans.

Dena is now on the ground again receiving medical attention from two humans.

a photo of Dena and two humans who are crouched down happily behind her.

a photo of Dena and two humans who are crouched down happily behind her.

This is Dena. She was diagnosed with Valley Fever, a fungal infection that has no cure but can be managed with lifelong treatment. Thanks to your support of our merch, @15outof10.org was able to cover her $12,000 care. After 2 months of treatment she's shown improvement, and she's been adopted β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή

11.12.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2254    πŸ” 170    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 1

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