Mark Greenway

Write me a poem about how wrong you are

Someone should explain that to the majority of the justices

Pushing to production from the plane thinking about my buddy @sethpetryjohnson.bsky.social

Sandusky : "The sixth most romantic city in Ohio"

Was there a confederate statue in the east wing?

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AI on the blockchain. AI generated NFTs

Inaction in preventing harm to others is a sin

there was never going to be a world in which the right didn’t claim the left was celebrating the death of charlie kirk, no matter how respectable anyone tried to be.

Is smiling at service dogs a crime?

Make him throw the first pitch as a tribute to the republican party

I think the Cure for MAGA is to make them have to listen to 15 minutes uninterrupted of Trump talking every day.

All articles about how AI is taking your job is written at the prompt of a boss who thinks it's true and made an AI write it.

Sasquatch is Grant, right?

Whoever set the apple password rules for installing free apps on the iPad without thinking about how my elderly family members would forget the password every time. I hope you step on an ice cube.

Your periodic reminder that "Low IQ individual" means woman of color, every time.

This pride month is so strong they're even going after the "straight" of Hormuz

The rose garden change is DEI

There's nothing fiscally conservative about a non-diversified energy story.

Explain adultery to a 5 year old without violating other Texas state laws.

0% chance that the president knows the difference between BBQ and Grilling.

All pilot controls are run by signal now

It's as small as the temperature adjustment between too hot and too cold in the shower handle

Chris Farley saying : "Why do they put a guarantee on the box? Because they know all they sold you was a guaranteed piece of shit. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I've got spare time"

Some of y'all have never watched Tommy Boy and it shows

When the UK calls you out for "man-made and politically motivated famine" you know it's real because we invented them.

I wonder what America would look like if everyone who voted for him had to read all his tweets aloud every time.

"temporarily embarrassed millionaires" that's the single most explanatory phrase

Repeating it doesn't make it true.

Congrats

Is it corn week again already?!