Elyse

right exactly like fucking miss me

Casar: "Look, when Donald Trump said first this didn't exist, and then we found it, and now he's saying he didn't sign it -- his signature looks just like his own signature -- it's like the bank robber who who's caught with a bag full of cash and says 'I'm not the one who robbed the bank.'"

yo this guy is cooking

be so serious lmfao

This sounds very much not good:

For the first half of the year, NYC added under 1,000 jobs. Same period last year was 66,000.
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/13/n...

furious at myself. i’m back on twitter and posting lmao.

i don't think you should be allowed to sell an engagement ring on facebook marketplace without telling me why

Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is

from my run yesterday morning!

Multiple Men Have Impersonated ICE Agents To Kidnap And Assault Women In a letter shared with HuffPost, the Democratic Women’s Caucus urged DHS to mandate ICE agents to “visibly and clearly identify themselves" when making arrests.

Multiple men have impersonated ICE agents to assault women & @demwomencaucus.bsky.social is demanding action.

“People cannot tell the difference between a real agent & a criminal & that makes everyone less safe – especially immigrant women who are the most vulnerable," @velazquez.house.gov told me.

If you’re in DC and seeing National Guard/Federal agent activity, reach out via Signal at marisakabas.04

Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her

get fucked. find friends. do some physical exercise. go for a walk. read a book. get a job. you're weird, it's WEIRD BEHAVIOR.

bunch of losers that have never set foot in a major city, clacking away on their keyboards. saying "oh these dem cities suck..." then leave us alone. no? actually you want to control them? actually you're WORRIED so you need to do shit like block zohran or send the guard to DC?? pick a fuckin LANE.

TRUMP: Violent crime in DC is spiraling out of control so I'm deploying the National Guard

REALITY:

FUCK THIS, DC FOREVER

Just think, without people getting all riled up about imaginary crime, we’d never have moments like this.

Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all:

“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”

Israel just killed him.

Republicans, maga grifters and RFK directly contributed to the death of a cop with a young family

Why you might not know that 2024 was America's safest year since the 1960s An overwhelming majority of Americans, 64 percent, believe that crime increased across the country in 2024, according to a Gallup survey conducted late last year.

1. This week, the FBI released its comprehensive crime report for 2024, which revealed that both VIOLENT CRIME and PROPERTY CRIME reached their LOWEST LEVELS SINCE THE 1960s

This a massive story. But you might not have heard about it, even if you follow the news closely.

Here's why.

Tumblr normal-horoscopes Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture The whale looks delightfully round and seems to be smiling.

We have always made delightful little guys.

Not the President of all of the USA or all Americans.

hell? yea, brother

okay if we have another 80s icon bite the dust, can we put trump in that category???? does that fit?????

RIP BODEGA BOYS

FUMIN’

@SecKennedy MAHA is winning. Steak 'n Shake @SteaknShake • 2d Starting August 1, Steak n Shake will offer Coca-Cola with real cane sugar in glass bottles. America deserves the best! 6:10 PM • 7/19/25 • 134K Views

16 million people are losing their healthcare and hospitals are already closing because of it but it’s a win because one of the bottom tier fast food restaurants is going to start selling the same Mexican Cokes that you can already get at literally every store

what is the worst street in washington, dc and why is it new york avenue

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too many people on vacation and it should be ME

theyre disappearing childrens hospital chaplains