ems

you ever just finish a 7 year hospo career on a chilly autumnal Sunday evening

🏴🫡

dykes. what a concept.

you're a visionary sweetheart

genuinely love autistic people, what do you mean theres a map of all the postboxes in london, and the person that made it also made the best live bus and tube maps

and crucially an asprin

mine have just not bruised, just have dots on my cheekbones

hoping to god that someone picked up the polaroids

second ever needle scene ended up with 4 16g hooks in my cheeks

rocking up to work with needle marks in my face yeahhh baybeeee

you ever get so excited about a fascist being assassinated that you end up with a girl doing lines off your chest tattoos in the middle of a chemsex session

transgender lesbian anarchist bartenders forever

tyyyyy

woman who just got offered her dream job, ima be so fucking hot as a tradie

modafanil is a beautiful name for a trans girl

butch trans women on the bus with a harp

NOOOOOO

NO

babe does this question even warrant asking

if I wasn't broke, knackered and quite literally soaked in mustard I would join ya

🫡🫡

ember baeddal era incoming lfggg

3x full pig vans going westwards down bethnal green road

domming a gender abolitionist by calling them both good girl and good boy

renaming cellarmanship to cellarf'gship

(at least until I'm in some good therapy probably,,,,,)

very briefly considered the thought of mourning G***** S***** while getting ready for work today and immediately started sobbing so I simply will not be doing that again

oh god yeah I forgot about that everyone looked a bit blue and also looked like they had eye makeup on

yeah these were like a combo of those weird glitch effect videos and like superliminal, the video game from a couple years back. genuinely incredible

oh that and just like constantly nibbling my friends arms I guess