Rain Man made $354M in 1988 & won 4 Oscars & donβt get me started on Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
15.11.2025 16:51 β π 305 π 51 π¬ 21 π 9@alwayscritic.bsky.social
Here it comes...a better version of me
Rain Man made $354M in 1988 & won 4 Oscars & donβt get me started on Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
15.11.2025 16:51 β π 305 π 51 π¬ 21 π 9WeRateDogs turns 10 years old today! A very silly idea to numerically objectify dogs has become one of the kindest and most powerful online communities ever. Thank you for joining us over the last decade. I never knew what this could be until you all showed me. Here's to many more good dogs β€οΈ
15.11.2025 15:42 β π 9304 π 818 π¬ 308 π 85Me: I have bronchitis. I get it every 2-3 years, mostly after a cold.
Multiple doctors: That's not how bronchitis works.
*Two weeks of coughing so hard I can barely stand up*
Doctor: Oh you have bronchitis! That could be serious, it could lead to pneumonia. We need to do something!
Good news everyone! I've finally been diagnosed as having bronchitis even though I've told multiple doctors that I have bronchitis and they said that I don't.
14.11.2025 15:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is Goose. His stick didn't fit through the door at first. But Goose believed in himself, and more importantly, so did his doorman. 13/10 (TT: bigstickgoose)
12.11.2025 18:41 β π 6572 π 827 π¬ 91 π 51I've seen Batman's parents murdered 17 times a decade without anyone having to explain how they were revived between movies.
11.11.2025 23:43 β π 176 π 40 π¬ 7 π 0Please forgive me for my distance
The pain is evident in my existence
It's not even something I can edit. I need to just rewrite the whole thing which is annoying and now I'm mad at myself for offering help. I need to mind my own business π
11.11.2025 23:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's just words vomited into a resume template repeated multiple times.
11.11.2025 23:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have a co-worker who can no longer work in retail for physical reasons. She's been applying to jobs for months and nothing. I asked her about her resume and she told me that she had chatgpt write it π΅βπ«
I offered to edit it for her and MY GOD it is...something.
A picture of an adult grey-and-white long-haired cat cuddling with a tabby kitten on a gold blanket.
Gustav Klimtβs painting The Kiss. It is mostly gold in color and it depicts two lovers embracing in a kiss. Their body positions mirror the catsβ body positions in the previous image.
11.11.2025 04:51 β π 22 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0Inject into my veins ππΎ
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11.11.2025 13:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
10.11.2025 23:58 β π 11039 π 1829 π¬ 254 π 223this meeting could have been an email : this TV show could have been a movie
10.11.2025 11:34 β π 6 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0A hell of a resumΓ©
09.11.2025 11:50 β π 167 π 23 π¬ 9 π 2Day off today and still recovering from bronchitis. Mazie is absolutely fed up with my coughing fits π
07.11.2025 21:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Awww the cone poor baby π
07.11.2025 17:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just seeing the news about Whiskey now π I'm so happy the surgery went well. Crossing my fingers for the rest. I wish I could give you a big hug. I know how stressful this is π
07.11.2025 14:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Aftersun
06.11.2025 22:50 β π 43 π 4 π¬ 3 π 0I didn't mind The Thing so much but Johnny and Mr. Fantastic were terrible π
06.11.2025 14:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I really liked it! It looks really cool and Vanessa Kirby is stunning. I'm not a fan of the rest of the cast as those characters though.
06.11.2025 13:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A rain-slick backalley containing two men, both tall and dressed predominantly in black, each walking a cat on a leash
Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
05.11.2025 11:57 β π 13264 π 2291 π¬ 172 π 100the shoe-wearing pup is laying down with his front paws extended toward the camera. his shoed back feed look comical next to his body. heβs smiling with a big goofy grin.
a small black dog in profile. heβs wearing little Converse-style black and white shoes on his paws. theyβre laced up around the ankles like high tops.
a personβs tattooed arm extends to scritch the chin of the shoe-wearing pup. one of his little sneakers is visible beneath his haystack of whiskers.
This dog was spotted wearing shoes. This is not a drill. He hopes you like them. 13/10
04.11.2025 21:01 β π 3209 π 325 π¬ 55 π 30Get yourself a girl (Elle Fanning!) who can do both big blockbusters and international festival darlings
04.11.2025 21:26 β π 30 π 4 π¬ 2 π 2Me scrolling to my birth year on websites
02.11.2025 19:43 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0This is Reggie. He was just told about daylight savings time. More like daylight starving time. 13/10 (TT: melandreggie)
02.11.2025 20:04 β π 7104 π 776 π¬ 261 π 83