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Michelle Lee

@alwayscritic.bsky.social

Here it comes...a better version of me

150 Followers  |  235 Following  |  509 Posts  |  Joined: 06.12.2023  |  1.6898

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Rain Man made $354M in 1988 & won 4 Oscars & don’t get me started on Dog Day Afternoon (1975)

15.11.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 305    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 9

WeRateDogs turns 10 years old today! A very silly idea to numerically objectify dogs has become one of the kindest and most powerful online communities ever. Thank you for joining us over the last decade. I never knew what this could be until you all showed me. Here's to many more good dogs ❀️

15.11.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 9304    πŸ” 818    πŸ’¬ 308    πŸ“Œ 85
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a man wearing a watch stands in front of a metal fence ALT: a man wearing a watch stands in front of a metal fence

Finally catching up on season 5 of Slow Horses

15.11.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: I have bronchitis. I get it every 2-3 years, mostly after a cold.

Multiple doctors: That's not how bronchitis works.

*Two weeks of coughing so hard I can barely stand up*

Doctor: Oh you have bronchitis! That could be serious, it could lead to pneumonia. We need to do something!

14.11.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a black sweater is smiling while sitting down with his hands folded . ALT: a man wearing a black sweater is smiling while sitting down with his hands folded .

Good news everyone! I've finally been diagnosed as having bronchitis even though I've told multiple doctors that I have bronchitis and they said that I don't.

14.11.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is Goose. His stick didn't fit through the door at first. But Goose believed in himself, and more importantly, so did his doorman. 13/10 (TT: bigstickgoose)

12.11.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6572    πŸ” 827    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 51

I've seen Batman's parents murdered 17 times a decade without anyone having to explain how they were revived between movies.

11.11.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 176    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Please forgive me for my distance
The pain is evident in my existence

11.11.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not even something I can edit. I need to just rewrite the whole thing which is annoying and now I'm mad at myself for offering help. I need to mind my own business πŸ˜‚

11.11.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is standing in front of a door with his arms crossed and says i 'm feeling this ALT: a man is standing in front of a door with his arms crossed and says i 'm feeling this

It's just words vomited into a resume template repeated multiple times.

11.11.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a co-worker who can no longer work in retail for physical reasons. She's been applying to jobs for months and nothing. I asked her about her resume and she told me that she had chatgpt write it πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«
I offered to edit it for her and MY GOD it is...something.

11.11.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of an adult grey-and-white long-haired cat cuddling with a tabby kitten on a gold blanket.

A picture of an adult grey-and-white long-haired cat cuddling with a tabby kitten on a gold blanket.

Gustav Klimt’s painting The Kiss. It is mostly gold in color and it depicts two lovers embracing in a kiss. Their body positions mirror the cats’ body positions in the previous image.

Gustav Klimt’s painting The Kiss. It is mostly gold in color and it depicts two lovers embracing in a kiss. Their body positions mirror the cats’ body positions in the previous image.

11.11.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Inject into my veins πŸ™ŒπŸΎ

11.11.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€

11.11.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard and glasses is holding a model of a human skull . ALT: a man with a beard and glasses is holding a model of a human skull .

#NowWatching Frankenstein (2025)

11.11.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both

10.11.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 11039    πŸ” 1829    πŸ’¬ 254    πŸ“Œ 223

this meeting could have been an email : this TV show could have been a movie

10.11.2025 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A hell of a resumΓ©

09.11.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
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Day off today and still recovering from bronchitis. Mazie is absolutely fed up with my coughing fits πŸ˜‚

07.11.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awww the cone poor baby 😭

07.11.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just seeing the news about Whiskey now πŸ’œ I'm so happy the surgery went well. Crossing my fingers for the rest. I wish I could give you a big hug. I know how stressful this is 😭

07.11.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Aftersun

06.11.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't mind The Thing so much but Johnny and Mr. Fantastic were terrible 😭

06.11.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I really liked it! It looks really cool and Vanessa Kirby is stunning. I'm not a fan of the rest of the cast as those characters though.

06.11.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#NowWatching The Fantastic 4: First Steps

06.11.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A rain-slick backalley containing two men, both tall and dressed predominantly in black, each walking a cat on a leash

A rain-slick backalley containing two men, both tall and dressed predominantly in black, each walking a cat on a leash

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

05.11.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 13264    πŸ” 2291    πŸ’¬ 172    πŸ“Œ 100
the shoe-wearing pup is laying down with his front paws extended toward the camera. his shoed back feed look comical next to his body. he’s smiling with a big goofy grin.

the shoe-wearing pup is laying down with his front paws extended toward the camera. his shoed back feed look comical next to his body. he’s smiling with a big goofy grin.

 a small black dog in profile. he’s wearing little Converse-style black and white shoes on his paws. they’re laced up around the ankles like high tops.

a small black dog in profile. he’s wearing little Converse-style black and white shoes on his paws. they’re laced up around the ankles like high tops.

a person’s tattooed arm extends to scritch the chin of the shoe-wearing pup. one of his little sneakers is visible beneath his haystack of whiskers.

a person’s tattooed arm extends to scritch the chin of the shoe-wearing pup. one of his little sneakers is visible beneath his haystack of whiskers.

This dog was spotted wearing shoes. This is not a drill. He hopes you like them. 13/10

04.11.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3209    πŸ” 325    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 30
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Get yourself a girl (Elle Fanning!) who can do both big blockbusters and international festival darlings

04.11.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Me scrolling to my birth year on websites

02.11.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is Reggie. He was just told about daylight savings time. More like daylight starving time. 13/10 (TT: melandreggie)

02.11.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7104    πŸ” 776    πŸ’¬ 261    πŸ“Œ 83

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