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Stacy Shelton

@sshelton2.bsky.social

Mama to 2 amazing humans. Owner of @roostrealty in Atlanta and Savannah. Socialist at heart. The best thing to come out of a trailer park.

56 Followers  |  49 Following  |  11 Posts  |  Joined: 03.02.2025  |  1.816

Latest posts by sshelton2.bsky.social on Bluesky

Today I thought I saw a raccoon in a parking lot but it turned out to be a paper bag. It was only for about .00003 seconds but those were the best nano seconds of my day. Also one might be surprised at the grand plan I concocted in that short amount of time.

21.02.2025 00:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All so good! Too bad that was the only good part of the house 🤣

17.02.2025 22:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rumplestiltskin? I kid. But his name always make me think of him.

17.02.2025 22:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Um, can someone tell me how a flight “overturns”?

17.02.2025 20:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s like the fat pencil in kindergarten

13.02.2025 17:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This wallpaper! *swoon*

13.02.2025 17:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I swear, it’s like realizing that it was the relationship that made you miserable all along, and that there are people out there that aren’t going to make you feel terrible.
And thank you!

13.02.2025 01:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Doesn’t the Ides of March seem like a good day for a mass Meta exodus? Just sayin’

13.02.2025 01:18 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

We need to make that happen again!

13.02.2025 00:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s where we fell in love! And look at us learning and growing together!

13.02.2025 00:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well, my first post on Twitter, back in ‘08, was something to the effect of “trying to see what Twitter is all about.” So, I thought maybe I’d start this off with another post that I will be embarrassed by for years to come.

13.02.2025 00:38 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

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