I am Stach

Hey everyone, why is like a decade-worth of rightward political shift happening this week? It's only Thursday! How about we all slow down a bit and read Das Kapital or something?

Business idea: do the same with office windows, display people hard at work so CEOs can feel like they're big, serious business bro's and let all the real humans work from home or something.

I wish for a nationalised space research institute instead of the gamer man hobby club

Well, i did put big "spoiler for the book" at the top 😋 sorry though! Read on and let me know how you like the ending- what I said was just a relatively minor spoiler, you'll still enjoy what's to come!

Spoiler for the book:

For me, while reading, every consecutive day appeared to stretch longer 😄 You guessed the whole frozen in time thing right! It's more of a Mistborn speed-bubble though. Have you been spoiled the ending by anyone?

Just finished reading Wind and Truth by Brandon Sanderson and here is my out of context emoji-summary:

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#windandtruth #brandonsanderson #stormlightarchive

I'm an optimist, I believe that after like two or three Water Wars we, as a civilization, will go back to using trains more instead of just expecting every person on the planet to drive their own 2-ton SUV.

What if, and I'm theorising here, he's actually not been chosen for his vast insight and expertise into the matters but actually for his lack of spine and certainty that he'll do what he's told by Donald Musk without asking questions? That'd be crazy 🤯

Are you, perhaps, from the Burger-land? Or some other place where you shouldn't leave your house if you don't own a car? Idk, why I got that vibe from this comic 😬

Wow that's crazy! It's like all those billionaires actually weren't cool-headed centrists but some amorphous, spineless masks put on the bags of cash that'll follow any ideology as long as it's the most profitable one at the moment. No-one could've predicted that! You definitely shouldn't read Marx!

Well, he did to fashion the same thing that he did to fight with spreading of the fake news.

If someone doesn't care about all those ethical arguments against billionaires hoarding so much money - just look how cringe they choose to look. If I'd have this kind of $$$ I'd be looking like a stylish bond villain.

Man.. I can understand consecutive words on their own but what does it mean? Did I skip like 6 months of internet here?

If I were the president I'd recreate Japanese-style ban on on-street parking and requirement for owning a parking space as a car registration requirement. #fuckcars

Just so you wait a bit. I'm sure everyone will be super happy to vote for Hilary in 2028! What people need is some time before they'll appreciate those spineless, milk-toast, pro-business candidates without any plan! #it'sherturnagainagainagain

Happy someone asked 😀 It was a very simple garlic-oil with vegan parmesan and fried bread. I just so happen to have taken pictures of it:

Me passing by a car that someone parked a bit wrong

Did an unprecedentedly good spaghetti recently. Other than that.. yeah, it's pretty bad

Well, this assumes he's got an ideology other than whatever-makes-me-most-money. If Hitler became the president of US, I bet we'd have all the CEOs pledge their loyalty to him within a week. Why is that so? Nobody knows! It's like they're a class of their own and have some sort of class-interest..

Stolen from Reddit

After reading headlines like that, I always have to double-check if it isn't the Onion coming up with a worst-case, most-evil thing the corporation could do.
But yay - it's actually real 💖

a person is laying on the floor in a living room with a couch in the background . ALT: a person is laying on the floor in a living room with a couch in the background .

Imagine if Biden started doing the worm dance during his inauguration.

Transparent bag with orthodontic braces inside

Got my braces removed today- looking for cool ideas on what to do with this bad boy now.

Add RGB behind your eyes, that would be an epic meme bro, trust me

This one's more spiritually accurate.

Me, after going to the gym once this new year

Oh, I can see it! No spoilers or anything but there's more than meets the eye here 😁

That's brilliant! Also I bet best time to visit a gym would be in the second half of December- you'd have it all to yourself

(answering with a half-accurate retelling of an anecdote)
Oh yeah, a friend of a friend had this exact problem

I'll even provide you with the open-source backend code:

for post in list_of_posts:
if post.content.is_good():
good_content_page.add(post)
else:
bad_content_pagr.add(post)