TD

Giving Auburn, of all places, a B+ in “University Stability” is absolutely wild.

Alright friends, it's Sunday morning update time. As always, yesterday's results with today's picks.

Blaine: 2-0-1, Lions -8.5
TD: 1-2, Bills +2
Mallory: 0-2-1, Colts -3
Greg: 0-2-1, Cowboys -2.5

Big 4th quarter by Vandy means Blaine, Mal, and Greg all push on that one -- Blaine and Greg had the Horns -3 and Mal had Vandy +3. I stayed my ass away from that one and the Buckeyes got me a win in the early window.

Ooof that is a terrible call in Duke/Clemson

lol they did it

Michigan State about to get that back door cover for the second straight week and go on a lot folks' list of hated teams.

Don’t even undress just get on the bus and get the hell outta there

For the love of all that's holy do not leave it up to a field goal

Normally I love a 7+ minute drive, but we left just enough time for them to score and not leave ourselves time to respond

For the record she gets all of the treats and belly rubs and walks at every moment outside of game time. I'd die for that dog, I just also yell at the tv a lot during football games.

My poor dog, man. She hates football season, and I put some ant treatment out in the yard earlier so I can't let her outside to get away from me. And for whatever reason she won't go into the bedroom and lay on the bed.

Zero confidence this team has a comeback win in them today

Goodbye playoffs

Yeah, how about we rush 42 on 3rd instead of dropping him into coverage, that seems better.

Heads are just all the way up their asses, this is a loss waiting to happen

Don’t like that call there, that’s a first down call

Wake up, offense.

Blaine is also 0-2, Mal is 0-1, and Greg is 2-0.

So it’s that kind of week.

A quick 0-2 out of the gate, awesome!

Well, since my kid decided 5 am was a great time to get up on a Sunday morning, might as well do our Saturday recap.

Blaine, Mal, and myself all went 1-2. Greg went 2-1. There are no typos.

Sunday's picks
Blaine: Rams -3
Me: Packers -6.5
Mal: Patriots -7
Greg: Commanders +1

Smoking that sweet victory cigar. Roll Tide!

*ahem*

🎶 Oh rocky top you’ll never mean a goddamned thing to meeee. Fuck you rocky top, WOO, go to hell tennessee! 🎶

Missouri… what in the actual fuck?

I’m still puzzled by the absence of Richard Young (is he hurt? Does he not get pass protection?), but the emergence of Daniel Hill is a pleasant surprise.

Put the goddamned hammer down and put the game away.

Grubb getting way too conservative in the 2nd half

Blatant holding every time they run the ball

Any time I see a video like this all I can think is "goddamn what a massive waste of weed."

This weekend's results:

Blaine: 1-3 (12-15 overall)
TD: 2-1, with Bills -4.5 tonight (14-12)
Mal: 3-1 (13-14)
Greg: 1-3 (7-20)