i remember telling my friend i had an anti-request when he was DJing his otherwise super fun night at Ace; i’d pay him to NOT play this song. god i hate it and it’s now embedded in my head (lololol to the tim easton make out tho 👍🏻)

🚨 today i remembered my
most hated song, which was a thing like months ago. i thought to myself “i’ll know it when i see it” and here we are. i accidentally listened to 30 seconds to get this pic and hate it as much as ever, truly ironic bc harrison is the only beatle i can stand 😵‍💫

ahhhhhhh so cute. glorious.

c) gathered another 20 pairs in a bag ready to toss/donate from a month ago and d) just discovered two more drawers FULL.OF.SOCKS. we are talking maybe 130-150 TOTAL PAIRS OF SOCKS ie socks that personally belonged to me. WHO AM I 🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦

at no point in my life would i have said “i collect socks” or “i have a lot of socks” or even have really given a second thought to socks. but in these unearthing/cleaning times, i have a) donated 40 pairs in the spring b) kept at least 40 pairs in the “active wearing” drawer

AMAZING 🙌🏻

😭 RIP (maybe not) best flavor

entire 7th grade in tears (actually it was prob aftermath of reagan getting shot in 6th grade but this one’s more memorable)

a woman wearing sunglasses and a red hat is eating a sandwich on makeagif.com ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a red hat is eating a sandwich on makeagif.com

expiration dates are *suggestions*

was with you riiiiiight up to the snakes

love this. i’m envious that you got to see them again! maybe in the fall.

can’t stop thinking about Little Pickle. bodyguards? and like what snacks is he selling???

they were so good, whole night was so fun 🩵🩵🩵

that is WAY better than sitting at home texting “oof” back and forth with my sister (at the game). she had to drive back, at least i could just go to bed 👎🏻

🤣🤣🤣

lol that sequin suit one trick pony is the one minute of coachella i saw before falling asleep (i changed to Lisa and fell asleep, sorry Mook)

guys i want in on this next time! i would have picked the acrobats

hahahaha absolutely same

so there IS something worse than businesses/message board “april fool’s jokes”: the non-chronological algorithm showing them to me days and days later 👎🏻

🤣🤣🤣 this is a good memory

what if, hear me out, a cancer journey story isn’t for you? #conferencetrap

tbh “divided country finally united in support of healthcare CEO shooter” totally tracks, 2024-style

oh good it’s crying in the grocery store season again

i also recommend frozen crust in pan; they make some good ones and honestly not worth the stress (*to me, ymmv etc etc etc) i made a bourbon maple choc chip pie last year using a decent frozen crust and it was a stunner! can’t wait to make it again 🤩

i sure do love a wide noodle 😍

bartender. stache’s -> little brother’s -> ace of cups! 🍻

i keep meaning to say how much i love this journey; eyes peeled for intersections, so far prob melt banana and GBV at LB’s (*i worked there and literally do not remember anything, like i have more memories of grade school than of 10 years of working at LBs 🤪).

🤩 tickets procured

the very most “spirit terminal at the laguardia airport” that could happen

“Uh…been better Carrie Ann” is so real when trying to hold it together thank you @Ilona Maher you are a queen #dwts #ilona TikTok video by abby

how am we doing?

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