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if this Supreme Court nullifies the 14th Amendment then i don't really have any problems with Democratic officials ignoring federal law for the foreseeable future

at that point we're just in a state of exception

07.12.2025 07:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5018    ๐Ÿ” 894    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 200    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47
IT IS 2001. I AM LISTENING TO "CHOP SUEY" BY SYSTEM OF A DOWN.

IT KICKS ASS

IT IS 2009. I AM LISTENING TO "CHOP SUEY" BY SYSTEM OF A DOWN.

IT KICKS ASS

IT IS 2025. I AM LISTENING TO "CHOP SUEY" BY SYSTEM OF A DOWN.

IT KICKS ASS

IT IS 2001. I AM LISTENING TO "CHOP SUEY" BY SYSTEM OF A DOWN. IT KICKS ASS IT IS 2009. I AM LISTENING TO "CHOP SUEY" BY SYSTEM OF A DOWN. IT KICKS ASS IT IS 2025. I AM LISTENING TO "CHOP SUEY" BY SYSTEM OF A DOWN. IT KICKS ASS

08.12.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 331    ๐Ÿ” 90    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Bugs Bunny dresses up as a Goth Girl with thick mascara, black tank top, ankh necklace, mesh sleeves. She says "eh... time to evade murder by using gender tricks, Doc." She goes up to Elmer Fudd, who says "wow, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen." Elmer then sheepishly asks "so... how big is it?" Bugs' ears go down and she looks horrified.

Bugs Bunny dresses up as a Goth Girl with thick mascara, black tank top, ankh necklace, mesh sleeves. She says "eh... time to evade murder by using gender tricks, Doc." She goes up to Elmer Fudd, who says "wow, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen." Elmer then sheepishly asks "so... how big is it?" Bugs' ears go down and she looks horrified.

07.12.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6280    ๐Ÿ” 1179    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 79    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

Is that Bingus judging him through the window ๐Ÿคฃ

08.12.2025 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So much to do, so little time

08.12.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1065    ๐Ÿ” 138    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A war criminal without a war It's just murder.

New in PN: A war criminal without a war

"Weโ€™re watching the flimsy justifications fall apart in real time. They can try to shift the blame. They can try to say that people clinging to wreckage for dear life are somehow an active threat. But in the end, itโ€™s just murder."

05.12.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11557    ๐Ÿ” 3752    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 527    ๐Ÿ“Œ 217
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Pentagon knew boat attack left survivors but still launched a follow-on strike, AP sources say The Pentagon knew there were survivors after a September attack on an alleged drug boat in the Caribbean Sea and the U.S. military still carried out a follow-up strike.

The Trump Administration's latest rationale for killing striken seamen was that they knew that two men had survived the initial strike but that they "needed to sink the vessel" so they fired again.

That is the EXACT same defense Heinz-Wilhelm Eck used after WWII. He was found guilty and executed.

04.12.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1305    ๐Ÿ” 499    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 82    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36
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Sabrina Carpenter replies to WH video: This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

Sabrina Carpenter replies to WH video: This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

Pop star Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using โ€œJunoโ€ in an ICE arrest video:

โ€œThis video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.โ€

02.12.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19623    ๐Ÿ” 3969    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 324    ๐Ÿ“Œ 235
"I want to read this series. Where do I start?"
Comics:

You could start at Batman #1 from 2011. Not to be confused with Batman #1 from 1940, Batman #1 2016, or Batman Year One..

Manga:

Chapter 1 bro

"I want to read this series. Where do I start?" Comics: You could start at Batman #1 from 2011. Not to be confused with Batman #1 from 1940, Batman #1 2016, or Batman Year One.. Manga: Chapter 1 bro

02.12.2025 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1479    ๐Ÿ” 144    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39
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Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech guy saying "Actually, I *like* turkey"

Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech guy saying "Actually, I *like* turkey"

yeah I know it's a couple days late for the precipitating event, but:

01.12.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 110    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I will never forgive that tweet for suppressing my desire to talk like Sephiroth. I fuckin love talking like Sephiroth. I fuckin love calling people 'impudent.'

01.12.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1986    ๐Ÿ” 254    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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Late night bingus. Do you dig it?

01.12.2025 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1139    ๐Ÿ” 96    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ellen Ripley ร  la Norman Rockwell

Ellen Ripley ร  la Norman Rockwell

โ€œI say we take off and nuke the White House from orbit. Itโ€™s the only way to be sure.โ€

30.11.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 726    ๐Ÿ” 137    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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It's a good thing that Goldman Sachs has never been wrong or held conflicting interests around such advice in the past.

finance.yahoo.com/news/don-t-f...

29.11.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Diamondback aka Rachel Lieghton of marvel comics serpent society from the Captain America comics in a retro fashion pinup midcentury modern inspired cartoon style wearing a 60s style shift dress with a diamond pattern and accessories with diamonds on them

Diamondback aka Rachel Lieghton of marvel comics serpent society from the Captain America comics in a retro fashion pinup midcentury modern inspired cartoon style wearing a 60s style shift dress with a diamond pattern and accessories with diamonds on them

itโ€™s obscure character time!

29.11.2025 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 422    ๐Ÿ” 81    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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engineering facts post captioned โ€œone drop of camel tears contains potent antibodies strong enough to neutralize venom from 26 deadly snakes, a breakthrough discovery in anti-venom scienceโ€ 

source is questionable, no link to study is provided

engineering facts post captioned โ€œone drop of camel tears contains potent antibodies strong enough to neutralize venom from 26 deadly snakes, a breakthrough discovery in anti-venom scienceโ€ source is questionable, no link to study is provided

in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook

28.11.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5145    ๐Ÿ” 794    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 207    ๐Ÿ“Œ 72
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Good morning!
โ˜•๏ธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Žโ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’—

28.11.2025 11:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1432    ๐Ÿ” 261    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28
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If it's true, if the US is willing to allow borders to be redrawn by force and let aggressors be rewarded, then the gates of hell are about to be opened.

This may prove to be the single most destabilizing and conflict-spawning decision of the 21st century.

A truly Black Friday.

28.11.2025 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3968    ๐Ÿ” 1731    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 482    ๐Ÿ“Œ 205
4 frame comic. The author gets told by a random guy : hey degenerate, go to therapy! She replies : sure thing, will do! A bearded man behind a desk tells her : yeah no, not only should you keep being yourself, but I think you should increase the thing. She says : sure thing, will do!

4 frame comic. The author gets told by a random guy : hey degenerate, go to therapy! She replies : sure thing, will do! A bearded man behind a desk tells her : yeah no, not only should you keep being yourself, but I think you should increase the thing. She says : sure thing, will do!

Sure thing, will do!

28.11.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 895    ๐Ÿ” 184    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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โ€œJ.J. Abrams is grossly overrated and ruined both Star Trek and Star Wars.โ€

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a beautiful woman lies tantalizingly on a bed, she says โ€œHEY BABY ARE YOU READY TO SMOOCHโ€

i say โ€œHELLS YEAH BABY LEMME GET HARD
REAL QUICKโ€ and pull out a laptop

suddenly a variety of BANGs and CRASHES play from the computer โ€œSORRY I CAN ONLY GET HARD FOR PORN OF POTS AND PANS
DOING ITโ€ i say

ITS SERIOUSLY
FUCKED

LIKE THIS IS THE REALITY OF MY LIFE THIS IS GENUINELY
DEBILITATING

END

a beautiful woman lies tantalizingly on a bed, she says โ€œHEY BABY ARE YOU READY TO SMOOCHโ€ i say โ€œHELLS YEAH BABY LEMME GET HARD REAL QUICKโ€ and pull out a laptop suddenly a variety of BANGs and CRASHES play from the computer โ€œSORRY I CAN ONLY GET HARD FOR PORN OF POTS AND PANS DOING ITโ€ i say ITS SERIOUSLY FUCKED LIKE THIS IS THE REALITY OF MY LIFE THIS IS GENUINELY DEBILITATING END

26.11.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3590    ๐Ÿ” 483    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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Here goes patreon.com/berkeleymews

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