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people walk up to the bar and ask “can i buy a drink here” at least once a day

i think that the main thing that anyone should know about me is that i reblog a lot of poetry on tumblr

the 5/5 night watchman rating may finally get it off my bedside table TBR

you got me fucked up if you think i’m taking life advice from someone who could have been at the same frat parties as me when i was 19

trying to find a new therapist as a 25 year old is like i swear to god all these people went to my college and probably saw me asleep at the library

anyway earlier i poured syrup on my leg and one of the servers said “oh my god” and i had to ask him what he was referring to because i didn’t realize that i was covered in syrup or that it was weird to have a lot of syrup on you

jillian and i decided that the difference between a bartender and a mixologist is how sticky you are when you get home from your shift

all kindergarten teachers change the world but whatever kindergarten teacher said this for the first time made the world a better place

who was the first person to call sitting cross legged on the ground “criss-cross applesauce” and do they know that they changed english forever

not being able to go to this show is my personal 9/11

how many notifications that say “your profile is about to be hidden 🙈” is tinder going to send before it gives up on me. so far it’s more than 4

Why are all of my work rectangles also my fuck around rectangles. These should be different rectangles.

the version of taylor swift that wrote folklore and evermore is a different bitch than the one who does everything else taylor swift does

Congressional Event: A Science Fair of Canceled Grants The Things We’ll Never Know: A Science Fair of Canceled Grants.

On July 8, from 11:00 a.m.-2:00 p.m. the House Committee on Science, Space, & Technology will host an event titled, "The Things We’ll Never Know: A Science Fair of Canceled Grants".

Researchers will present their work canceled by the Trump administration. 🧪

nasawatch.com/congress/con...

maybe if i make some kind of list in my notes app everything will come together

a screenshot of bluesky's new "turn on notifications" feature, which no-one asked for and no-one wants.

can we have this but only for when somebody crashes out

i fixed a sugar free watermelon redbull by balancing the flavors with lime juice

if you put lime juice in energy drinks that are too sweet you can live a long and beautiful life forever

everyone thinks i’m a freak for loving hot weather but i genuinely think that liking winter more than summer is insane person behavior. and i won’t change my mind

trey gave me an honest to god deadline on this project and it means i actually have to lock in

getting some work done this morning for genuinely the first time in weeks. i have fought mental illness and emerged triumphant. i will likely lose tomorrow or even as soon as this afternoon but this morning i am the victor

bus girl summer

Good morning Lord. Thank You for bringing me safely through the night I wish I got more sleep but that's on me. Please help me to post only bangers that do not attract too much norm energy. Some norm energy is OK Lord I am not trying to be a hater. Please help us all to post better k thx amen.

is there a way to tell you that i’ve already rewatched several episodes that makes me sound mentally healthy

but like who wants to talk about her

i really enjoy being a completely different kind of loser than everyone i follow on this app. all y’all beautiful people are talking about video games and anime and kpop and i’m locked in on star trek: deep space 9 (1993)

shoutout to the guy in this meeting who just said that he’s gonna “have to pass on the icebreaker question as i don’t have the capacity for that right now”. wish i was you

as a child I thought it was wildly unrealistic that Sims would immediately give up on all their goals and dreams if a single dirty plate was left on the ground but now that I’m an adult I understand that that was the most realistic part of the game

the problem is that 10:15pm is still very early in the night but 10:45pm is so late