@captivegoat.bsky.social
Ornery Warrior Strange
Curses...
02.04.2025 03:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me: Don't tear me up, I will tell everyone if you do
House Cat: Its april first, no one will believe you.
-rips into my hands and arms with tooth and claw-
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That is so fucking cool.
30.03.2025 08:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Classic le-koro vibes
29.03.2025 23:22 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Bringing back child labor to own the libs.
29.03.2025 12:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Got them salad finger hands.
29.03.2025 11:52 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sorry, no, but have you considered maybe being a "Sigma Female"...:p
26.03.2025 12:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Im not sure thats acctually true, that new Ezra Kline book/most recent podcast seems pretty convincing that demcrats are moving away from being the tech party sadly.
25.03.2025 12:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Also he has my favoeite warrior trait, promising but bad, sometimes reffered to as 'copeable'.
25.03.2025 11:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0What makes fang a warrior? He puts you into "damned if you do, damned if you don't" like if he dosen't get 3 fealty early he is damned, and if you do the wizard scours it away anyways.
25.03.2025 11:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0One is a blue human woman, the other a red human man. Wolves are human.
22.03.2025 12:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I mean ofc course, its admit you were wrong and have to face the shame that you killed your child and lose the social grouo cred you have built with fringe weirdos (now your only friends) or double down. Of course they double down, it would take a person for very strong character to not sadly....
22.03.2025 05:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Cute buns.
21.03.2025 12:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Pretty sparks
19.03.2025 03:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Its really bad.
19.03.2025 02:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Its bad. But uhhh everything to do with pirates is bad.
19.03.2025 01:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I feel like this is the joke set.
19.03.2025 01:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Olympia is not a pirate.
19.03.2025 00:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Its just the best card in the game, I use it every where.
18.03.2025 12:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Nah, real ones play mata nui online game.
15.03.2025 13:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Crazy, is thay how trade wars work? Who could of seen this coming...
11.03.2025 23:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I hear yellow is all the rage this spring.
11.03.2025 13:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yeah but in blitz you are required to refer to it as the "Quintimator", or it only swings for 2.
11.03.2025 12:06 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Good ass meme honestly.
09.03.2025 13:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Its much much older than ukraine...
09.03.2025 11:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0But have you considered the emotional benefits of getting to put all your problems and concerns squarely in the lap or group so small as to not functional exisit in 99.9% of people lives, thus making them the perfect scape goat, as you never have to be confronted with who they really are!?!?!
07.03.2025 11:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I loved 30.
07.03.2025 04:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
