The Andy Rat 🍺🐀

"But have you considered (food bowl in mouth, forlorn expression) WHIIIIIINE?"

"Ross, no! We literally just printed your last piece. FFS, have some dignity."

Just gonna make my own movie to muddle things up even more:

The Hill that Houses the Haunt

No manager is safe.

A woman coming out of the woods with blood all over her

HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(another police log strip crashing the party)

Old reposts of some werewolves for Halloween as the temperature drops. #transfur #tfeveryday #tfsky

President Skroob, to Dark Helmet: "Do something!"

Dark Helmet, to Col. Sandurz: "Do something!"

Col. Sandurz, over ship-wide coms: "DO SOMETHING!"

Is no one going to talk about the super-large disposable razor behind the bear? I mean, it's quite a lot of fur, so I guess that tracks, but it seems odd to make it part of the overall piece.

More likely, he got pressure from some DNC higher-ups, who thought such measures might adversely affect the polling numbers.

No one in that administration was capable of living up to the moment.

A short comic strip in four panels: Panel 1. In a misty, night‑time graveyard, among the cold stones of long‑abandoned graves, a beautiful young necromancer stands majestically with her staff. She faces a knight serious about engaging in a fight. > Necromancer: Muahahaha! Attacking a necromancer in a graveyard, you clueless fool! Panel 2. The necromancer raises her staff and arms, casting a spell that spreads luminous effects across the ground around her. Skeletons emerge from the graves. > Necromancer: Skeletons! Rise from the dead! Panel 3. The skeletons look at each other, some pat each other on the back, others hug, seemingly unaware of the necromancer's presence. A mix of disbelief and excitement ripples through them. In the background, the necromancer makes a horrified face: this isn’t the result she expected. > Skeleton 1 (an adult): Hey, kiddo? Is that you? > Skeleton 2 (a smaller one): Grandpa?! > Skeleton 3 (holding another’s hand like a lover): Come along, love, everyone's here. > Skeleton 4 (an elderly one, clutching its back): Hello, youth! Panel 4. The necromancer is disgraced and her arms droop. The five skeletons now huddle together, arms intertwined. The knight roll on the floor laughing at the necromancer’s crushing failure. > Necromancer: I hate tiny family graveyards.

Graveyard Surprise
(Halloween Special)

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

I was kinda hoping this was one of your police log strips, but this is even better.

Not usually, but if he hits a certain note, he can't help himself.

Just like Al Sleet predicted:
"Tonight's forecast: Dark."

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*Boop!*

a grey and white rat pulling at the stalk of a small pumpkin, dragging it away.

help, she is stealing halloween, stop her 😭

If you're going to sound like a ferengi in your "Feeeeemales don't like sci-fi", maybe pick a franchise whose existence doesn't hinge on two women - Lucille Ball and Bjo Trimble.

map from the video game ghost of yotei with an area named suspicious thicket

finally found the perfect name for my jazz fusion group

A tree whose trunk done lopped over the curb.

See, folks? It ain't just you, and it ain't just me. Even the trees nowadays are getting Dunlop's Disease.

Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):

Groans in response to one of my hacky jokes/puns.

At least that decade ended well, right?

But have you considered 🎶 Whoa Black Betty 🎶 ...

The 'Burbs 2 is looking promising.

SomaFM Over 30 unique channels of commercial-free, listener-supported radio. All music hand-picked by SomaFM's award-winning DJs and music directors.

Talking about music again:

I know some ppl rely a lot on playlists or mix video from youtube/spotify, I really recommend checking internet radios, you could be surprised and discover cool stuff!

My personal fav is "Groove salad" from somafm.com

"Yyyyeah, hi. We notice that you've been closing the dumpster lid after throwing out your garbage. Did you get the memo from yesterday? Yyyyeah, see, we're no longer closing that lid. So if you could just run outside real quick and open it back up, that would be great. M'kay? Thaaanks."

A comic strip in four panels: Panel 1. In darkness, against a background with vegetal notes, through a faint beam of light stands a massive silver sword, finely decorated, embedded in a pedestal that looks like stone. A small warrior mouse and a magician mouse hurry past, hand in hand, but the warrior is drawn to the massive sword. Panel 2. The warrior mouse is already on the pedestal, straining to pull the sword out with all its might. Meanwhile the magician mouse examines the pedestal. Panel 3. The warrior mouse has succeeded! The massive sword is now in its possession; he is happy. Meanwhile, in the background, the magician mouse has managed to pry off a piece of the pedestal with her bare hand: waves of strong smells reach her nostrils. Panel 4. The magician mouse lights the scene with her staff: they are actually both on a cheese platter, and the “sword” was only a knife stuck vertically into a cheese with a gray rind textured like stone. The platter has a piece of Roquefort and Emmental, grapes and a salad in the background. The magician has hearts in her eyes and the warrior is surprised by the discovery.

The Sword in the Stone

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

Ooh! Ooh! I've got one...

Excamembert!

🎶 in the middle of Wank Street 🎶

Wankdorf Stadium, Bern, Switzerland

Excuse me?

a close up of a man wearing a cowboy hat and making a funny face . ALT: a close up of a man wearing a cowboy hat and making a funny face .

"Mongo only pawn... in game of life."