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I’m seeing way too many cat photos in my feed… respectfully.

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Congratulations, sir! Appearing on South Park is an honor, indeed. Not only have you "finally made it", you had the best line of dialogue in the show.

Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,

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The next time you hear conservatives use any of the following terms, ask for a definition. 

"Woke"
"DEI"
"Critical race theory"
"Socialism" 

They won't have any.

They just want to stoke culture wars to divert attention from economic looting and oligarchy.

Writers and spiders unite!

Oh, good. I didn't have enough reasons to loathe CryptBros.

They weren't making fun of how she looks, they were making fun of all the effort she expends on looking like a soft porn star. Crucial difference.

South Park is my favorite Barbra Streisand effect ever.

Groomers

Just me in my car minding my own business driving my step-daughter to gymnastics and being forced to hold back sudden tears as Marvin Gaye starts singing “What’s Going On” over the radio, because I know exactly what’s going on and nobody is stopping it.

That’s a tall order

I would have joined you in this mockery

I remember being in Sydney Pollack’s office on the Paramount lot when a few assistants pulled everyone in the conf room to watch a VHS of a batshit insane, poorly drawn but hilarious cartoon about Jesus & Santa fighting. That was viral video in 1995. South Park has been prepping for today for 30yrs.

See, I think it would be funny if it was small 🤣 Life sized is just… creepy. Ugly AF too.

You’re reminding me I haven’t publicly shunned Koons at the museum this year.

Time to go to the Broad!

MJ & Bubbles gets the most public shunning from me, but I want to destroy the dog balloons more. For Humanity.

Koons doesn’t belong in the same post as Schnable.

I agree but will always shit on Jeffrey Koons. Any time I’m in the Broad I make sure to let the public know they’re looking at bad art, much to my family’s chagrin.

Ghislaine Maxwell has been barred from participating in service dog training while in prison because of her crimes.

I feel like if prison officials don't trust you around dogs, you shouldn't be eligible for a pardon under any circumstances.

I am far too old, but for the first time in my life I think I understand how young people must have felt enlisting for WW2, in wanting to risk their lives for democracy over fascism, in good over evil.

Because that's where we fucking are.

Because somehow it didn't stick the last time.

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Funny story: My folks have an abstract painting by an artist named Esteban Vicente. Big canvas w colored shapes. One night they hosted an arty dinner party for him and a drunk guest came up to Esteban and said: “My kid can paint that,” to which the artist replied, “Then your son is a genius.”

This is what happens when they finally sit down with someone who knows how to do an interview, which is extremely rare. bsky.app/profile/atru...

The next part of the plan to steal the midterms and/or the 2028 election - an attempt to do a mid-decade census to take seats and electoral votes away from blue states. I knew this was coming.

a man in a suit is talking to a woman with the words alright you 've made your point ALT: a man in a suit is talking to a woman with the words alright you 've made your point

As a closet Moonraker fan (love the Jaws carryover) I need to hear this hot take.

Because of course the layman smell test is how we decide things now.

You can literally buy those at Home Depot

At a time in history when the most influential leaders of the U.S. need to stand up loudly and clearly for the rule of law, democracy, and decency, they are leading the charge in the opposite direction — fawning over the most dangerous authoritarian America has ever witnessed.

Maybe the CEO of Intel just needs to give the president a 24-karat gold-plated plaque.

Imagine for a second if Kamala did this as VP. She would’ve been swiftly crucified.

Trump hates:
-the U.S. Constitution
-Americans
-freedom
-accountability
-reality
-the rule of law
-truth in journalism
-THE TRUTH
-women
-anyone not like him and who doesn’t worship him
-when people think he’s stupid (well, he is)

He’s a thin-skinned, power hungry, lunatic and a loser.

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As a screenplay this is one of my favorite reads of all time.

a bald man in a white shirt and tie is holding a brush in his hand . ALT: a bald man in a white shirt and tie is holding a brush in his hand .

United Airlines be like