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I love that music video...

it costs $0 and 0 energy to use someone's correct pronouns

A therapist did this to me once too and asked me to describe anxiety. I was perplexed and said, "You know how it feels, everything tightens, dread washes over you, and your brain spins in 100 directions."

Apparently they didn't know how it felt.

ariana grande is wearing a white dress and making a funny face . ALT: ariana grande is wearing a white dress and making a funny face .

Apparently now I'm a girlfriend...?

When life is giving you a lot of lemons, do TayTay's ab workout.

Abercrombie has some good basics.

This is bananas. Making him explain it would be so hard to sit through, worth it though so he could see how mean it is.

The green eyed vanilla bean causally mentioned "when we share a residence" last night while talking on the phone and I'm a little stunned.

Like bud, why do you assume I want to share a residence with a man again? My little Barbie House has so much peace and no piss on the floor.

In honor of Presidents’ Day I just want to say…

WHY WOULD MAKE THAT MAN PRESIDENT NOT ONCE BUT TWICE??? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE IN THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY????

Anyway if you have today off, hope you enjoy!!

Spending hours cleaning my place for a man with attachment issues (military NP) while listening to Florence and the Machine might be a start to curing my lust for him and be the whack the face I needed.

That's complete bullshit. I'm livid for you.

Dear body,

Can we please have more than 2 weeks per month when we function normally??

I stg the 2 weeks surrounding my period are plagued with everything... I'm so tired of it.

Some classical music has no business going as hard as it does.

I loathe these types of people.

lots of talk about how education indoctrinates people into liberalism when actually educated people become liberal bc they learn how reality works

leftism isn't a political opinion, it's an objective understanding of the world while conservatism is an anti-intellectual delusion

They both bring different things to the table and I'm nervous about how this could play out.

One of my love languages is physical touch, specifically cuddling to the point of being locked in and nestled in with someone. The military NP gets this; the green eyed vanilla bean does not.

Additionally, word of affirmation are important to me. Military NP is very verbal; vanilla bean is not. ☹️

How rude...

Seriously starting my search for a tattoo artist... 👀

I've invested in new socks and underwear recently, I got excited too!

There is a possibility my green eyed vanilla bean will be MIA for VDay bc he caught a cold. The military NP might be out of town for the weekend.

Do I just book myself time at the Korean Day Spa?

True Life: I have an addiction to gummy bears.

Did they have their dog out? My mom has been obsessed with the dog.

Watching the Congressional hearing with AG Bondi. I hope this woman knows no peace after she leaves this post. She is such a shit stain of a human and is actively betraying women on a daily basis.

Neem oil is an organic pest control spray or Sluggo/Sluggish Plus for the soil to stop them at the base of the plant(s).

I know they are full sugar, however... In Haribo, we trust.

I know one friend did yogurt parfaits with plain Greek yogurt, low sugar granola, and chia seeds.

My friends who had GD focused on high protein and fiber to help with the spikes.

The Costco one. I haven't used it yet...

a man in a white shirt and tie is smiling with his arms crossed ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is smiling with his arms crossed

I read something about referring to Jon Hamm as Juan Jamón.

Fuck, that's funny and I know I'm late to the party.