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Labor & Employment Law. Golf. Mom to Nugget & Bubba. Keeper of Sadie and her squishy highness. Retired litigator. In-house counsel. Coastal grandmother. Nap dresses. Rosé. Normal Swiftie. Moderately unhinged. Predictably basic. Almost always insufferable.

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They can come sit with those of us whose parents said we should be doctors and lawyers because they make lots of money

19.02.2026 01:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m actually so sick of oscillating between maybe it’s perimenopause while I’m sweating through the night (even though my labs say no) but maybe it’s pmdd when I’m miserable and manic for a week every month or maybe it’s just the general collapse of the world around us. Either way I’m fucking tired.

19.02.2026 01:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It cured my lower back pain from all the core strength loss after babies!! I love that it can be modified for injuries, age, ability level, etc to always meet you where you’re at

16.02.2026 16:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mobility = longevity. I used to work out because I hated my body and was conditioned to believe I needed to torture myself into skinny. Now I’m focused on retaining mobility and quality of life so I don’t spend my golden years decrepit AND obnoxious

16.02.2026 02:49 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

To be clear, I’m not saying it’s some exclusive club. In fact, real Pilates is the opposite - it is for every body. I’m a snob, not a mean girl.

16.02.2026 02:46 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I regret to admit that I have become a classical Pilates snob. I’m not proud of it but you can’t just slap Pilates on the sign and magically make it so, and the history and origin of the practice is so fascinating and important to understanding why it works.

16.02.2026 02:46 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yayyyyyy!! Congrats!

15.02.2026 00:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Went hiking to enjoy the sounds of nature*

*My kids arguing about who should apologize first for laughing at the other tripping over a tree branch

14.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I swear there’s not a single position where this dog doesn’t look perfect

14.02.2026 02:54 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Shits bleak but this angel is perfect

14.02.2026 01:47 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

❤️ thanks for checking in!! I’m doing ok but the knowledge that this reasoning is out there and prevalent is so heavy. Ugh.

06.02.2026 23:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s rude. And a personal attack. “Oh the girls will be fine they need to play on separate teams at some point”

Okay? And? This isn’t about them! WHAT ABOUT WHAT I NEED

04.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My best friend and I found out our daughters aren’t on the same softball team for the first time (2 seasons together, this is the third) and frankly do these coaches not take into account MY feelings?! What about MY commitment to no new friends???? THIS IS RUINING MY LIFE

04.02.2026 15:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am so sorry. Thinking of you.

31.01.2026 14:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

$86 of Taco Bell seems excessive unless you consider the fact my favorite cheesesteak place AND Waffle House were both closed

31.01.2026 07:38 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sometimes you just have to excuse yourself to the bathroom to find a Cookie Monster costume

31.01.2026 06:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Absolutely no apology needed. Abhorrent behavior from someone intelligent enough to know better. Fuck her is polite compared to what I feel about the situation. No one who thinks this way is anyone I can consider a friend.

26.01.2026 14:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🥹❤️

25.01.2026 13:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Well of all the bullshit I’ve seen from posting my unfiltered thoughts to the maga masses of FB/instagram, this message from someone I barely know who I met 10 years ago at a wedding and haven’t really spoke to since was so encouraging.

25.01.2026 04:16 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

25.01.2026 03:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🫶🏼🫶🏼 it feels wrong to be silent on social media while I watch all of the red state folks I was raised with just post about their mahjong leagues and Stanley’s and Amazon hauls.

25.01.2026 03:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's not just ICE. It's Greenland. It's WHO. It's the Epstein files. It's the Board of Peace. It's the investigations against Walz, Comey, James. It's Maduro and Venezuela and the oil. It's the weaponized FCC. It's the tariffs. The CDC. The PRWORA guidance. Shut him down.

25.01.2026 02:34 — 👍 13    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0
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Conservative instagram is gonna give me an aneurysm tonight.

25.01.2026 03:17 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

I can confirm from multiple intelligence/education levels and different relationships/connections, it does not matter. Futile effort. They’re irredeemable.

25.01.2026 03:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I live in the Deep South and these people don’t understand state murder. Law enforcement is law enforcement and the back the blue shit is endemic.

25.01.2026 03:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I actually like muting for certain people because it’s far more satisfying thinking of them tilting at windmills

25.01.2026 03:08 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Exactly

25.01.2026 02:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you ❤️ I often am scared I’m too mean for some reason and back off quickly.

25.01.2026 02:18 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
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I’m so glad you said this bc I am in a particularly bad doomscrolling moment myself and she is right here being my emotional support squish.

25.01.2026 02:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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