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Just a cryptid, making stuff and spinning yarns No war but class war πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈβ™ΏοΈ

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I started watching Fiona and Cake, and I thought I heard @briamgilbert.bsky.social and definitely did squeal a little when I was correct.

05.02.2026 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Start Trek made me kinky

28.01.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A still from the Doctor Who episode Christmas Invasion showing Harriet Jones saying "There's an act of parliament banning my autobiography."

A still from the Doctor Who episode Christmas Invasion showing Harriet Jones saying "There's an act of parliament banning my autobiography."

Being Trans in America

05.01.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll never be one of those corporate gay men. I can't afford to go to conventions and retreats. I don't drink or party. I put agitprop in bathrooms it's illegal for me to shit in because I don't have a dick.

28.12.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Listening to @dogparkdissidents.com when you're feeling alone as a broke dirty queer is self care.

28.12.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's 6 months away, but kink and leather belong at Pride. Kink and leather are part of queer culture. Kink and leather are political. The whitewashing of queerness for the sake of acceptability is bowing the knee to fascism. You can't have a queer space devoid of politics, kink or leather.

28.12.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
26.12.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2337    πŸ” 660    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 9

My birthstone is a Good Stickℒ️

28.12.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or the christians in poor rural America. I remember being a small child learning from my dad how dire the living conditions in east Kentucky and the rest of appalachia are. Running water isn't a given and foraging is survival. But no, cut food stamps.

28.12.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Disability win for the day: my specialty pharmacy now lets me refill by text instead of calling. I've gone without my meds for over a month before because the process of the phone call is so overwhelming and complicated.

28.12.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not getting my steps in, just forgetting I left that thing upstairs a lot.

27.12.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't want your kids to turn out as anticapitalist rebels? Don't raise them on Charles Dickens and Star Wars.

27.12.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Call me old-fashioned, but the uptick of preventable illnesses seems a much more pressing issue than the existence of neurodivergence.

Diversity is awesome. Measles is not.

13.12.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not bad for my first time with a handgun. Armed minorities are harder to oppress.

13.12.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being Trans in America but unable/unwilling to leave feels like that part of Home Alone where Kevin decides to booby trap the house, because it's my house and I'm gonna defend it.

13.12.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When we say Epstein didn't kill himself let's not forgot that implies someone else killed him.

06.09.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All the world's a stage, gender is performative, and I am a technician.

06.09.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"i'm afraid to start HRT because it might be taken away"

they've already taken it away from you by making you afraid they will

make the appointment

30.07.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6875    πŸ” 2273    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 70
Back to Plan A Beau the Cryptid published a post on Ko-fi

Part life update, part existential musing, all return to blogging.
I'm going back to college and it's giving me big feelings.

ko-fi.com/post/Back-to...

31.07.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

aging the way he deserves

11.07.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm working on a personal timeline and I just remembered my first crush. Wonder where Jonathan from my kindergarten Sunday school class is now.

14.06.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isreal is also breaking the law.

11.06.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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LAPD when they think nobody is watching

09.06.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 27689    πŸ” 14248    πŸ’¬ 1839    πŸ“Œ 2111
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09.06.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 213    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

ICE aren’t law enforcement agents, they are Gestapo being used by a racist criminal tyrant to inflict fear, cruelty and brutality on people of color.

09.06.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1385    πŸ” 338    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 9
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Facts. #NationalGuard #ICE

09.06.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 439    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

We all know that fear can make us want to fight, flee, freeze, or fawn. These are natural impulses. Appeasement doesn't work on fascists tho. Never has, never fucking will. It doesn't make them less dangerous, but it can turn you into someone who enables their violence.

07.06.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 339    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I love when Mythbusters went to fetish shops. I also love that 10 year old me was exposed to those shops, and none of my southern baptist family realized what I was seeing, because fetish and kink gear aren't inherently sexual.

07.06.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The First Known Story Ever Written | analysing the Epic of Gilgamesh
YouTube video by fig tree The First Known Story Ever Written | analysing the Epic of Gilgamesh

I can't find this person on here, but this is so cool. The Epic of Gilgamesh is gay.

07.06.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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