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I turn 33 today and my mom made me a scavenger hunt to find my gifts and I loved it.

Is it weird to do Duolingo at the E-Vet to not lose your streak? It's 1030pm, I'm in an exam room and obviously worried about my cat. But she's chill AF and it'll be a bit. Maybe just without speaking? I feel like I'm being selfish but she doesn't know if I'm speaking Dutch or English to her anyway

This emergency vet has phone chargers in the exam rooms and the thoughtfulness almost made me sob. That's how well my day is going

I'm a bit lazy but, uh, why is Jacob Elordi playing Heathcliff?? It's 2025. He should absolutely not be playing a classic character of color. That and so much of the character's backstory and motivation make no sense if he looks like Elordi.

Why do animals always seem to have unrelated illnesses back to back?? Like I'm broke AF and begged money to get my dog seen. So my incredibly healthy cat had to get a UTI within 10 days. Im not sure what I did to deserve this but I apologize to the universe for it

They should hire me to be the Official Mom Slapper ™️ at Kleinfelds. Just smack some sense into their self obsessed asses. Let your daughter have some color in the dress Carol, you won't die.

I love when a bride on Say Yes to the Dress says they want something out there and different and then buys that one bedazzled Pnina dress. Like you couldn't be more normal and same-y 😂

I want the Ainsley Hayes Republicans back.

Editing here: They were MTGs questions that someone else was mocking. So the out loud part isn't true, but MTG was being serious.

A member of Congress actually asked out loud and with all serious intent "Has Elmo now or ever been a member of the Communist party?"

WHAT?!

Also- "pro cookie voters?"

This has got to be the Matrix. I don't...

What???

Watching Adolescence on Netflix and goddamn parts of it are breaking my heart. Massive props to the actors. It's an important watch but know going in that it's a tough one

I think we need to find a means to pull a "vote of no confidence" for almost all federally elected officials right now. If we can do this with a goddamn corporate board, we need to figure out how to do it with Congresspeople

I've realized that people who've grown into Trumpers clearly misunderstood An American Tail as children. The cats aren't the good guys...

The more insane things that happen the more I see George Costanza in my head screaming "We're living in a society."

I thought I was exempt from the neurodivergent TRex arms. Then I looked down at my hand while scrolling on my phone. I'm just not very perceptive instead apparently

Upside to job hunting in Midcoast Maine in this market. Jobs may be few and far between but a lot of them come with a killer view. So much of me wants to leave the US but I'm very attached to being able to look at Maine in person all the time. If youve never seen it in person, you need to

Got a call from the fill-in doc while mine is on vacay. Apparently my ADHD med dose is so high she thought it might be an error. So that's how well my executive functioning works on its own 😅

Finally decided to try to tackle Brandon Sanderson's catalogue. Everything online suggested the Way of Kings and I kept starting and just abandoning it. I'm finally opting for Mistborn first and I get it now! And I think now that I get his char building I can try others

I think I can manage a follow back. Also, regular rescue Chihuahua handling and training feels pretty heroic on its own 😂

My accomplishment for Monday morning was clipping my Chihuahuas nails and neither of us bled

This is why we don't film Love Is Blind in rural states folks! I know Minneapolis is big but they underestimated how interlinked these people could be. Also wow these men suck so much

Why do the men on #LoveIsBlind keep lying blatantly? Do they not know they are camera? There are receipts for everything you say, this lie has an expiration date dumbass

My favorite part of #LoveIsBlind Season 8 is the women making a blanket fort together in their lounge. All the men look exactly the same but at least there's some positive female bonding happening

I would like to thank #Avowed for helping me pretend I can't see the impending fascism. Video game imperialism with fun blue people is much easier to stomach than oligarchs stripping away human rights. #gamersky

FAFO 🤷 I obviously don't want people to go hungry or lose their homes, but they did vote for someone who openly planned to do that.

This is so coded and directed at that orange fool! I love it!!!

I can’t wait to see the camera pan to AJ Brown one day and he’s reading Magic Tree House

Where's the posts on the commentary and themes in that half time show? Because he absolutely said what he needed to say and I'm not seeing enough about it. #halftimeshow #kendricklamar #superbowlLIX

First Super Bowl commercial for whippits