The Attractor

Start Tearing Down Drywall Because You’re Still Not Sure if That “Trapped Inside the Walls” Business Was Literal

id rather be stuck with 6 7 for 2 years than revive ugandan knuckles

Nobody:

CTFPs when they reach Clinical Stage 7:

I’m going to be honest, I think I would rather play some bad NES games than have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear. That sounds fucking horrible.

Panel 1: Shen is looking down at his hand from a somewhat bottom-up perspective, saying "y'know, I think it's time I learned to draw hands." Panel 2: We focus on Shen's hand from his perspective. It is very simplistic, looking sort of like a water-inflated white rubber glove with 3 fingers and a thumb. Panel 3: The text says "*horrible cracking noise*" as the hand transforms into a realistic 4-fingered hand (albeit still paper white, as that is Shen's skin color). The panel is decorated with a spiral of chaotic, shaky black and yellow lines. Panel 4: Shen is looking down at his hands, which are now both realistic, large 4-fingered hands. He says "Oh HELL yes. Now time to get that YAOI MONEY."

the only thing i have on my bucket list is to crowdsurf

why are boomerangs in video games either the quintessential d-tier item or literally the most op thing

i don't use it... at all anymore

sekkar - virtual machinery

i'm sorry but the god damn theory of "mario is dead in odyssey" theory is one of the stupidest theories ive ever heard because its based on the stupidest evidence

1. mario got knocked out the airship in the games intro
2. place where he landed is spooky and monochrome
3. he can possess stuff

its sad that bigots will never be able to use the answer to all of life's problems: yuri

ok no nvm i dont like how i said this
a lot of games need difficulty in them at their core
i think what i mean is that a lot of video games archetypes dont need difficulty to be a fun, re-playable time so.. why not make them easy to have them be accessible

i think the fact that difficulty is so often needed for people to enjoy a game shows that game design hasn't been perfected

quite honestly a lot of my favorite games are so easy difficulty dosent matter

(THIS ISNT TO DUNK ON HARD GAMES THEY DESERVE TO EXIST AND I LOVE MANY OF THEM)

2x+7=4x-9

hydrogen baby vs coughing bomb

some fuck shit
#onedayafteranotherfp

you can understand silence but you can't understand the lack of sight

No matter what

I still want to be everything

But that's too much to ask

someones playing loud music outside

youre thinking pessimistically, think of it as being a saving grace for this month

its the month with the most birthdays

fucked up patients inspired by things that @theattractor.bsky.social has been writing
#milwaukeeprotocolfp

we here in yogurtia are intelligent people

sigh
*slowly shrinks*

sap fling

gods like "okay im going to divinely intervene to save you from watching more of this"

the rich are benefiting from you being on your computer. go outside and fight until change happens

people in the us have lost their drive to fight which only means they're achieving defeat. there is no savior out for you, you are. you need to do something for everyone. find a rally to protest in the us. dont give up if you can't find it

the world is actively trying to make you do nothing and sit inside as everything slowly becomes worse. having it be a slow process is easier for them and harder for us to notice but compare the internet or real life to 5 years ago, then 10 years ago.