Dan Mohr

Same but Quake (and *I* was the one with the keys whose ass would have been fired if we were caught). Somehow this seemed worth the risk at the time.

An unidentified man endorses The Quest for Beaver.

Same.

I distinctly recall parking my piece of shit Hyundai Elantra between a Rolls Royce and a Ferrari under Building 10 about 20 years ago and thinking my career was very much not on track.

"Aw jeez, forget about it Margie, it's Fargo, eh?"

"I'm sorry if I caught you at a bad time, Jo Jo Dancer, but your life is calling."

The Crocs store in the Mall of America had a weird "all ages nursing home" vibe. No shame, no judgment, just a bunch of people resigned to trying to make the best of what was clearly going to be one of the worst times of their lives.

Deepest apologies to @jonwurster.bsky.social but I can't stop hearing all of these Grok posts in the Timmy von Trimble voice.

I just can't stand all this new political correctness, man. The same people who thought it was totally awesome when I yelled "Fuck Reagan!" in the 80s are now giving me shit for purposefully deadnaming some poor 15 year old kid who just wants to run cross country -- what gives??

We don't talk enough about the pop punk to All Lives Matter pipeline.

Thought for a second that was *one* new album you were describing and got really hyped for the crossover event of the summer.

When this type of character shows up in a movie, the only logical reaction is "when do they find out he's having sex with children?"

Pono Ranch

Maybe we need to hit the ranch in my neighborhood?
www.ponoranch.com

A Scottish Deerhound in his natural habitat, a comfortable bed.

If those dragons were half as lazy as my Scottish Deerhound, those knights had nothing to worry about.

Just wanted to let you know that Graceland showed up out of nowhere on the top 10 best-selling albums list at my neighborhood record store the week you released that episode! Check out sonicboomrecords Instagram feed (3/25) for proof!

Is it wrong for me to want Jon Ronson to subject Paul Simon to the Psychopath Test?

Stay Forever -- Again!

And Egon the Deerhound/Jim Henson Creature Shop escapee would like to say if it doesn't involve getting out of bed.

Someone needs to add the Brazzers logo to these listing pictures.

"You've never seen 'something so clear' as you will with these new glasses! There will be 'no end in *your* sight' when they arrive on your doorstep!"

"The telemetry shows that only 34% of Kansas farm girls transported to Oz via tornado even get to the Lollipop Guild!"

Trump accepts fake award.

Same energy.

I tried the Chemsex thing for a while after reading some weirdo coffee blog but it was just a hassle and I went back to drip.

Eh, if you told me that "smoothie" was originally a smutty slang term from a Cab Calloway song, I would buy it.