@mobiledork.net.bsky.social
Consumer advocate if you need help navigating the system. Thrower of 😎,🙃,😏&🧂 (👊 if you talk 💩)
And proper use of alt tag.
20.11.2025 22:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gee, I guess we know who really is the unstable party.
20.11.2025 02:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would have asked "Are you a fisherman or a chain restauranteur?"
It was literal punnage
Absolutely. anybody remember dot-com bubble of the 90s
18.11.2025 18:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Crypto is junk bonds techified.
18.11.2025 18:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now. OpenAI's latest update and desktop AI (olares and digits) now allow people to run their models locally for about $3K.
The data center AI is already DOA.
Umm, you said it. I was just clarifying.
18.11.2025 18:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Our maps are valid if ANY state gerrymanders. CA doesn't stand down unless everyone stands down.
18.11.2025 18:50 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You have a FUPA?
18.11.2025 18:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just checking? do you carry your phone naked?
My case has a waterproof usb-c port cover. It's just hard to find usb-c audio adapters worth a crap, so I rock my Poly gaming headset (drains battery)
waterproof plugs for headphones have existed for decades. Ask Sony.
18.11.2025 16:03 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dear Mr. Outlier,
You might be in the .1% of the world population, but consider this:
Hanging out with only people your height still makes you the runt of the pack.
I'll leave you to your thoughts.
REMOVE them via impeachment.
RECALL them from office.
REPLACE them with better candidates on the ballot.
Oh don't get an inflated head there.
6'4" is tall but not that tall.
He's afraid of us. That's why he hoards rubies and places them at strategic positions throughout so he can throw them as weapons. 😋
18.11.2025 05:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No Notes.
#BreakUpWithBigBanks
18.11.2025 01:36 — 👍 7 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 2
You can come back from the dark side.
18.11.2025 03:51 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0I see. This is why I'd rather have the library.
17.11.2025 23:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well send some this way friendo! I have zero rubies
17.11.2025 23:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nix the family, double the rubies and make friends discretionary.
Oh and toss in a library
The Chloraseptic wore off.
17.11.2025 22:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Old age and treachery will always beat youth and skill
17.11.2025 22:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If we become governed by fights, I'm cheating!
17.11.2025 22:34 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh I absolutely understand the need for clinical exercise programming. My point is that outside of physical therapy it's rarely done, and even then there are some light spots.
17.11.2025 00:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But I bet you have a prescribed program. Most people get told "exercise." Ok, but what? when? where? how long?
16.11.2025 22:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's time to stop feeding the oligarchy.
#BreakUpWithYourBank
Tick tock, motherfuckers.
16.11.2025 19:40 — 👍 384 🔁 107 💬 10 📌 3Before.
Bubba's a horse. His jaw looks fine.
Do we now get to make "but his emails!" snarky replies?
14.11.2025 17:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
