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Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.

how i feel waking up this morning

best encapsulation why everyone hates democrats despite trump being the spawn of satan

HOW TO FOLD A FITTED SHEET: A step-by-step guide.

1. Stop giving a crap about folding fitted sheets. No one cares.
2. Roll it into a ball and throw it in the wardrobe.

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I hate that I'm siding with Jimmy Kimmel and Michael fucking Eisner in the same week, it all feels so strange

Hey, good news, they can be stopped, they will be stopped, and you're going to help stop them.

(This post is not about voting or calling your congressperson.)

if you were going to tailor-make a shooter in a lab to confound and inspire conspiratorial thoughts in the most people you could hardly do better than Tyler Robinson.

Conservative background, involved in meme culture, but also progressive angry at Kirk in vague terms for pushing "hate"

I'm bisexual

which means I have an endless longing for sapphic ecstasies, an aching void of desire to get lost in the eyes and arms of the women around me, to drown in their dreams and surrender my flesh to their darkest vices.

and also, unfortunately, sometimes I think men are kind of hot.

We need more human beings.

A female mallard duck looking directly at you. Their body is almost perfectly round

round. orbular. indomitable.

#ducks | #birds | #loogiphotos

"banning pornographic content is the first step to banning LGBTQ content"

I mean yes, but also we should be pissed about them banning pornographic content in the first place??
don't know if this is a hot take but I think morality policing is bad and adult content is as legitimate as any other art.

I also really love these pictures my partner took of me, and want to share them everywhere

Hey, lovelies,

Came out as trans to my friends and family on Facebook last night, it went well, aside from my parents kicking me out, luckily I’m safe with my partner, and their housemates

#trans #transfem #mtf #queer

You got new glasses, right? :p your hair looks lovely

Solution: don’t wear pants (pants are the devil)

I mean, I’m a staunch advocate for the right to bear arms and to arm bears

Genderfluid, pansexual, polyam and neurodiverse

Same, lil bud, same

A single white Nigella flower

Good morning Bluesky

A sunny start to the day. Being a farmer's son. Like my father, I've always woken when it get's light. Which can get annoying at this time of year. When I'm wide awake at 5.30am

Have a good day everybody
#flower #garden #sping #bloomscrolling #photography

African Wood owl.

Note: this photo was taken at the African Raptor Centre in KZN, South Africa.
They do amazing work rehabilitating injured raptors, and the birds used in their educational shows can't be re-wilded
#SouthAfrica #photography #nature #wildlife #birds #birdsofafrica #raptors #owls

I’m really noticing a difference in content between traditional social media and #federated alternatives, I’m seeing a lot of positive feel good stuff; like cute animals and good news; I need to leave Facebook and never return. #fediverse #opensource #libre

Bunny under a table

What’s up doc? Day 4 bunny sitting.

Joke's on you... I AM gay

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The hypocrisy in those who raised me

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