Joachim Steinberg

Ravens just stole my DoorDash from outside the house and my wife has taken their side

I might be misunderstanding but isn’t Jesus coming back the thing you all have been on about for centuries?

Different types of vinegar. I’m honestly about to declare them all the same on ideological grounds

Any football journalist not frantically trying to reach Sacha Baron Cohen right now is committing malpractice #grimsby

In all-time classic moments in Jewish geography, at a wedding in Istanbul someone asked me if I happened to know a woman from my law school. I did know them. Because I am married to her.

Alright, that was sloppy and a bit lucky but match day 1 win at old trafford is always fine. #arsenal

Announcer for Man U/Arsenal: “And that’s awkward and it’s in”

And millions of arsenal fans yell out “that’s what she said” triumphantly

I honestly believe that trying to create an English-language consensus on what to call other countries using their native languages has the substantial risk of starting wars

San Francisco City FC: Why the United States' oldest community-owned football club is under threat Meet San Francisco City FC—the oldest community-owned club in the US…

www.goal.com/mundial/san-...

THE CITY IS OURS!!!!!!!!!!!

SF City 2-1 SF Glens
FINAL

This is both unsurprising and inane. Build more housing.

That Time Hugo Chávez Threw Out The First Pitch At Shea Stadium Hugo Chávez, the polarizing president of Venezuela who died Tuesday at 58, had cast himself as a foe of the United States over much of the past decade. But it

Yes, a South American autocrat went what the British call full-kit wanker. I wish I could make things like this up.

www.si.com/extra-mustar...

The weirder thing is the ceremonial first pitch. Which was thrown out by Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez. In a full uniform including baseball pants and mitt.

Here’s more on the disguise, which, like I said, was the second weirdest thing that night.

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It doesn’t mention the really fun part which is that Mets manager Bobby V got tossed and then came back. Like this:

Here’s the game report:

www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/NYN/NY...

Today is the 26th anniversary of the time Bobby Valentine got ejected and then snuck back into the Mets dugout wearing a fake mustache. Unbelievably, that was the second weirdest thing that happened at that ballgame. A 🧵

Losing at basketball is a small price to pay for not having to live in Indiana

John Cougar Mellencamp is at the Knicks/Pacers game. I don’t think I’ve been physically proximate to him since a show where he was inexplicably playing a set between Willie Nelson and Bob Dylan

In Indianapolis, America’s okayest city. Made it to game 4. Hilarious to hear hip-hop at the pacers game b/c no matter what the basketball result it’s a NY cultural victory

Mettle the Mule Mettle the Mule was a mascot of the New York Mets for a short time starting in 1976. Originally named Arthur, Mettle was renamed as a result of a fan contest. Mettle was kept in a pen near the Mets' b...

To be fair, around the same time we also had Mettle the Mule:

newyorkmets.fandom.com/wiki/Mettle_...

Is a very very very fine house

You saw tonight what we're fighting for. And we won't stop.

#StandWithSFCityFC

What. A. Night!

Thank you all for showing up. We don't know the exact numbers yet, but safe to say, THIS WAS OUR BIGGEST ATTENDANCE YET!

#FIERROYORO ⚫️🟡 #RollFog

Lag b’omer? But I’ve been logging the Omer for a month

SF folks: be sure to come out for the @sfcityfc.com home opener tonight!

Would really love to hear the MSG organ play “I’m Shipping Up To Boston”
right now and I cannot stand that song
#Knicks

At least we may finally get an answer to the question “is the emoluments clause justiciable?”

This has been anxiously awaited by almost dozens of people

Reddit promoted ad for Titleist asking if I have ever wondered why a golf ball has a side stamp

I can confidently say that I have never once wondered about this

Then why haven’t you been to an @sfcityfc.com match?