Theresa MF

But these AI fucks don't want to do any of that: they don't want to go through the process of learning, of developing skills, of cultivating the ability to see what is in light of what can be. They think this process is archaic, outmoded, something that can be replaced with a tool.

Elder black cat (14y) on platform of cat tree, fluffy orange tuxedo boy (2y) in bed above him, cranky/sleepy siberian rescue lady (2y) on cat bed on top of barrister bookcase below early Pete the Cat prints in my blue office in Athens, Ga.

The crew hanging out in my office with pre-stardom Pete the Cat prints as bonus cats.

She knows when to cut her losses. That’s the sign of a true Braves fan.

Yes.

It’s so disgusting.

Let's not forget that this seat was vacant because Islamaphobic Democrats wouldn't let Biden's appointee be confirmed. And Schumer let the clock run out.

Three cats watch the chipmunks on the patio. Left to right, large fluffy orange cat, tabby Siberian cat, sleek black short haired cat.

Every morning, watching their patio stories.

Discworld QOTD, from Monstrous Regiment

“I want to eat chocolates in a great big room where the world is a different place.”

So, as I suspected, the police response to the shootings of Democratic elected officials in Minnesota was actually a complete disaster www.startribune.com/new-details-...

Just based on tone, I read this as “Eleventy million dollars.”

“the party being led by jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly examine your childs genitals” is a true statement

Good Scissors Not In The Fucking Drawer

Good Scissors Not In The Fucking Drawer
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The two greatest evils known to mankind, A.I. and the person directly in front of you in line at the post office, have finally teamed up. We’re done.

It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.

I'm about to do it. I'm about to say "imagine if Biden did this." I don't want to but I must, because it'd be very funny. Imagine if Biden said his uncle told him how brilliant the Unabomber was a decade before he was identified. Imagine the very funny NYT push notification you'd get on your phone.

Bluesky needs a “tedious fuck” tagging system so the rest of us can avoid them

I’m so sorry.

The way the “Bears” episode balanced the “Fishes” episode was so lovely.

Local, fresh from the farmer’s market: a head, possibly more of the ones I have are small. Grocery store off season: at least eight.

It doesn't matter if they are ever coming for you.

It was always ever already too much that they were coming for anyone.

"WE'VE ARRANGED A society based on science and technology, in which nobody understands anything about science technology. And this combustible mixture of ignorance and power, sooner or later, is going to blow up in our faces. Who is running the science and technology in a democracy if the people don't know anything about it?" "Science is more than a body of knowledge, it's a way of thinking. A way of skeptically interrogating the universe with a fine understanding of human fallibility. If we are not able to ask skeptical questions, to interrogate those who tell us that something is true, to be skeptical of those in authority, then we're up for grabs for the next charlatan, political or religious, who comes ambling along."

I think a lot about what Carl Sagan said in one of his final interviews.

Pain, but also a deep knowledge of the human condition that can be used for good or evil. He’s seen both.

Akram’s backstory is what I want s2 to be.

We enjoyed it but also made sure we had a palate cleanser of Abbott Elementary before going to bed.

A vain and stupid leader promotes a gold statuette of himself

A vain and stupid leader promotes a gold statuette of himself

We are dismantling American higher education & scientific research & health care & all the other things to fund concentration camps

Turns out there was a more exciting message than better things aren’t possible

GOP Lawmakers Watch Silently As Trump Strangles Each Of Their Loved Ones In Turn WASHINGTON—Opting to take more of a wait-and-see approach instead of rushing to pass judgment, Republican lawmakers reportedly looked on in silence Tuesday as President Trump worked his way through each of their families and, one by one, strangled all their loved ones to death. “After I watched the president slowly and methodically squeeze the life out of my wife’s body as she gasped, futilely, for breath, he gave me his personal assurance that he was not responsible for her death, so I continue to stand by this administration,” said Rep. Scott DesJarlais (R-TN), who along with every Republican in both the House and Senate stated that while killing off their families in cold blood might not be entirely proper, it was certainly not an impeachable offense, no matter how the media tried to spin it. “Now, this is not an action I would have taken myself. I personally would not have wrapped my hands around my 5-year-old son’s neck and crushed his windpipe. But if Donald Trump’s approach to governing is sometimes a bit outside the ordinary, that’s because Donald Trump is no ordinary president. And maybe that’s not such a bad thing.” Later, with his beloved sister’s face turning purple as the commander-in-chief asphyxiated her with a length of barbed wire, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) appeared on several television news networks and said impeaching the president for her imminent death would be “insane.”

GOP Lawmakers Watch Silently As Trump Strangles Each Of Their Loved Ones In Turn

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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”