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Don’t worry about losing your accent A Southern man tells better jokes

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Duke and UVA both got caught looking ahead smh

09.11.2025 03:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Waiting for that CBS Cignetti mockup to hit the timeline

01.11.2025 22:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re hearing it more and more

01.11.2025 22:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Clemson coach Dabo Swinney embracing the L.

Clemson coach Dabo Swinney embracing the L.

It never gets old.

01.11.2025 19:40 — 👍 125    🔁 32    💬 2    📌 2
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Here's exactly how college teams monitor gambling concerns FOIAball obtained integrity alerts on games, player props, and suspicious accounts.

How sports gambling is monitored has been an opaque world. Until now.

FOIAball obtained never-before-seen integrity reports on game lines, prop bets, and sportsbook accounts.

One school got 60 notices about barred individuals signing up.

Read it here:

www.foiaball.com/p/ncaa-gambl...

30.10.2025 18:44 — 👍 15    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0

Drawn by the guy who got addicted to video games

26.10.2025 01:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Q: What is the capacity of the piss tank?
According to the following paper, about 18 pounds. Why they used a measurement of weight to represent the volume of something (with varying density) in microgravity is beyond me.

ntrs.nasa.gov/api/citation...

30.08.2025 23:47 — 👍 152    🔁 6    💬 5    📌 5

“My goddamn beaux brooch”
@hollyanderson.bsky.social

22.10.2025 17:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would never

21.10.2025 19:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Ouroboros can have a little ouroboros as a treat

It’s a picture of a snake eating its own tail a symbol know as the ouroboros! 

#flatcircle #time

Ouroboros can have a little ouroboros as a treat It’s a picture of a snake eating its own tail a symbol know as the ouroboros! #flatcircle #time

treat yo self!!!

20.10.2025 18:22 — 👍 4430    🔁 1067    💬 25    📌 16

Attention to all dads who don’t yet know about their beloved guitar nephew

19.10.2025 21:06 — 👍 188    🔁 11    💬 15    📌 2

Lane Franklin

19.10.2025 00:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Political parties must shift immediately and dramatically to the left to avoid alienating these frustrated and abandoned young women. Am I doing this right?

18.10.2025 23:07 — 👍 5975    🔁 1479    💬 55    📌 0

Actively barfing

18.10.2025 16:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m gonna throw up

18.10.2025 16:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
wrecked Lambo

wrecked Lambo

Carson Beck this morning

18.10.2025 13:08 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Here's the full scoop: www.foiaball.com/p/holiday-bo...

18.10.2025 00:21 — 👍 9    🔁 7    💬 4    📌 0

Don't engage the new .gov accounts. Don't mock them. Don't curse at them. Just mute or block them.

17.10.2025 22:09 — 👍 120    🔁 35    💬 2    📌 1

They’re introducing the seven-knuckle shuffle

14.10.2025 19:22 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
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Inside the Credit Card Battle to Win America’s Richest Shoppers The fierce fight between Amex and Chase is playing out over higher fees, extravagant events and every perk imaginable.

For Businessweek’s November issue, I have a feature about the high-fee premium credit card war being waged by American Express and Chase for the hearts, minds, and swipes of America’s affluent supershoppers. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

14.10.2025 13:26 — 👍 278    🔁 49    💬 26    📌 15

Enjoyable nationally televised Atlanta Falcons home game, such a rarity

14.10.2025 02:28 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Perfect way to Falcons that lmao

14.10.2025 00:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
HAIL DAWGS

HAIL DAWGS

12.10.2025 03:26 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

That’s right.

12.10.2025 01:18 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Our watch continues

12.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dawgs how are you down to a guy who played 72 holes this week

12.10.2025 00:30 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
HAHAHAHAHA YOU LOST TO GLASS JAR

HAHAHAHAHA YOU LOST TO GLASS JAR

Fuckin’ FSU dragging this conference down. This win is gonna end up not helping our RPI. The ACC should seriously consider talking to them about

11.10.2025 23:46 — 👍 88    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 1

Our favorite country club membership for a coach? That would be Brent Brennan at Arizona, because:

1. His has a 177-foot waterslide and
2. Its "culinary delights" are draft beer.

10.10.2025 12:27 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Let’s just say it’s “interesting” how none of the NYC mayoral candidates have even mentioned the release of part one of Loops, a serialized walking audio mystery through Prospect Park. loopsprospectpark.com

09.10.2025 14:11 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

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