Karri Carlson

"Recent graduate of the Mike Johnson School of Not Knowing, Seeing, or Hearing About That Academy had this to say..."

Quite possibly, the sickest burn of all time.

Her "wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along" tweet can, and will, live rent free in my head for the rest of my life.

Can I just say that I LOVE a context-free meme? We should have one every day, and before you do any work, you have to figure out WTF everyone is talking about. But don't give away the answer... like when we all lost our minds for Wordle in the midst of an existential threat!

"When" = a specific instance, time
"Whenever" = at any time or every time

"Static" = a lack of movement or progress
"Stagnant" = not *flowing*, having no inflow or outflow

Please update your records. To be correct. Because y'all are killing me.

Remember when moms got text messaging? Opening up a new front on Substack is potentially destabilizing at a population level. 🙃

More than the gallons of ink spilled on think pieces, I think it lays bare that the reason nobody wins a Dems vs GOP battle is because *those aren't the actual terms of the battle*.

Conditions will continue to deteriorate until we get clear on this at a national level.

vom dot com 🤮

<spoiler>
They all had blanket pardons in their pocket the whole time and nobody ever gets held accountable.
</spoiler>

This is classic abuser behavior (destroying things that have sentimental value to the victim) on a national scale, committed by the President of the United States against the citizens of the United States.

What a time to be alive 🫠

Noooooooooooooo (OMG)

Noticed this yesterday as the protests were in full swing. Thought I'd compare BBC America to NYT(digital). Top billing on BBC, small item, about 6 items down, following some Kirk stuff, on NYT. Absolutely... a choice. 😳

Technically still #Caturday in my time zone. Slipping these two goofballs in under the wire. 🐈❌🐈‍⬛

Better living through the healing powers of caffeine and rock and roll 🤘 ☕️

Putting them on a personal payroll is just a tad on the nose for someone claiming they *aren't* using the military as their personal protective force. Geez.

I can hear this picture 🙃

The voice of reason 🙏

How the AI Bubble Ends This is not investment advice. Always conduct your own research and speak to your IFA before making investment decisions. The Turtle Problem There’s an

these two articles were helpful to me:

www.superseed.com/journal/how-...

tomtunguz.com/nvidia_norte...

Very Wayne Thiebaud-esque 🍰

Shades of Blackwater in Iraq.

a cartoon character with a very angry face ALT: a cartoon character with a very angry face

I also woke up with Grinch themed hair today!

I assume you mean men who look, sound, and behave exactly like this while constantly trying to convince you that you just don't understand AI/crypto/blockchain/politics/science/the stock market/the Roman Empire/...

I'm so glad to see Cleo getting her moment.

Iced Americano and a bread pudding under an umbrella looking out over chairs and tables overlooking a peaceful waterway 🌺

Good to be home 😌

That is an incredible lineup - have SO much fun 🤩

That so many fellow GenXers have failed to live out the Goonies/Heathers/Legend of Billy Jean 'righteous rebels' ethos into adulthood is one of the greatest disappointments of my life. I really thought we all understood the assignment. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Goonies never say die ☠️

Worst Canva commercial yet

Strike Force Five 🌩️

Bingo. The entitlement. 😹