apotropaic thot

Two fedex trucks ass to ass in a rare display of mating

"The mating game shows the natural world at its most spectacular. Animals set out to impress one another when they start courtship and mating and my goodness how impressive they can be, so it makes for a wonderful sight".

Not a day too early and 24+ years too late Death finally realizes the butcher with no heartbeat should be dragged down to hell

LAPD are bigger losers than the Toronto Blue Jays 😂

It was so nerve-wracking and then so glorious

Thank you. My belief in them was crucial to the victory, you're right

Unbreakable Yamamoto, they're calling him

HOLY SHIT THEY DID IT!!

I'm 100% ok with it being Yamamoto. He's our best chance

THAT'LL WORK TOO! WE GO TO THE 10TH

My favorite thing? Double plays. Get me one for my birthday?

Now all those people who cheer Rojas are justified

My nerves are so already completely shot please please please don't make it worse (plea to the baseball gods)

Oh come the fuck on! I like how it's not even an apology too. She's still blaming and disparaging the rest of us

And it's not like she didn't have infinite notice of how nazis treat trans women.

I'm sure we will not come to regret stranding 5 base runners later in this game. Definitely not (I hope)

These interviews are so pointless and don't even add entertainment value.

Besides, I'd really rather my manager focused 1000% on the world fucking series game!

When was the last time there was a benches-clearing dust up followed by warnings in a world series game 7?

I reject pessimism and doubt 😤
Game 7 baby let's go Dodgers!!

Oh *now* Treinen can pitch 🙄

I don't even have anything funny to say I'm beside myself 😭

I guess it was the dodgers who took more damage from the doubleheader

Treinen steadfastly refuses to go woke and is, consequently, going broke instead

Not loudly enough it seems

Look it wouldn't even be the craziest thing the Dodgers have done this year if they come back and win it right now

And both home runs hit by alliterative white guys who wear prime numbers (13#, 5#) on their jerseys

Yamamoto waved the pitching coach off during the bullpen call not because he wasn't warmed up, because earlier he saw in Will Kline's eyes the fire not just t defeat the Blue Jays, but crush their spirit

Our long national nightmare is over

FREDDY!

I want to congratulate Will Klein for his start so far in the 2nd half of this double header

Entirely position player bullpen games coming

Is it funnier if we don't yet?