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Perpetual motion machine, discovered at last!

The person photographed here who is in their bathrobe filming armed, masked federal agents in St. Paul is MPR News journalist @samstroozas.bsky.social @mprnews.org . She is an incredible journalist and person. We do not deserve her.

More from this gentleman, please

To the students of Abington Senior High School and Cheltenham High School, I am proud of you for your ICE walkout today. Without students, racial apartheid in America would not have been defeated in the 1960s.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

“He didn’t snag any of MY kids, anyway”

Two slices of toast, obvs

Take this dog straight to the penthouse, please

#ItsBetterInAUnion

Excellent annotation 🧵 of the Bad Bunny halftime for when you go back and watch it again

Ricky Martin, Bad Bunny and Lady Gaga.

Bad Bunny, that was FABULOUS 💖

Can someone remind me if I’m supposed to be angry about the woke scolds running the government, or if I’m supposed to pump my fist and say “Fuck yeah, eating salami, meatballs and chili to own the libs!!!”

I think those might be some giant wings depicted just below the bowl of chili. I’m heating up a dozen, just in case.

I knew if I sat through enough sporting events the Olympics would eventually come around to Stanley Tucci drinking a Campari cocktail

It’s Saturday night and after a few glasses of wine we are enjoying shouting “Francesca Lollobrigida!” at each other

Just hire all the laid off reporters. Call it the Washington Citizen or something. Doesn’t seem that hard.

The ex-wives of the billionaires and venture capitalists could swing it, though

Fine, I’ll say it: Absolute Unit

This is the most impressive company Josh Shapiro will ever be in

Early in our conversational Italian lessons, our instructor taught us the phrase SPETTACOLO INDIMENTICABILE, and we are tossing it around quite a bit during these Olympic opening ceremonies

Colorful dancing coffee pots at the Milan Olympics opening ceremonies

Dancing Moka coffee pots at the Olympics opening ceremony! Italy, I love you

The thought balloon over her head would say, “Surely they won’t boo me when I’m first lady.”

Our lovely neighbors have a French bulldog, and they accurately describe the sound it makes barking “like a human being getting murdered.”

JD Vance Booed at Olympic Opening Ceremony in Milan

Cheers for the athletes, jeers for this guy. The crowd got it exactly right.

@adamzyglis.bsky.social

By Adam Zyglis.

Donald Trump is a bigoted, small-minded man who has long spewed racist remarks and tried to whitewash our nation’s history. Today he finds a new low.

His recent post is vile, disgusting, and abhorrently racist. Every elected official should speak up and condemn this hate.

sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed

Oh, you and your incessant REPORTING

“chugging wine” 🙄